mijobooks Chapter 341
Chapter 341
Just in everyone's astonishment and disbelief.
Xu Muge came out from the backstage.
The guests already knew it, but the audience at the scene was completely unaware of it.
The audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were all blinded when they saw others.
"Wocao! It's really a shepherd!!"
"Oh my God!!"
"Mushen Variety Show debut! The show team has hidden it deep enough!!"
"You can see Mushen on a variety show in your lifetime, Ye Qingjie!"
"The program team is amazing, they can actually invite the animal husbandry!"
"Favorite idol participated in favorite show, so comfortable!"
The audience was small, but the cheers were high.
Until Xu Muge walked to the microphone and stood for ten seconds, the cheers slowly subsided.
This makes the other guests beside me envious. When will I be able to have such influence.
Xu Muge said, "Hello everyone, my name is Xu Muge."
Another round of warm applause.
"thanks."
With the microphone in one hand and the other behind his back, Xu Muge stood on the stage casually, as relaxed as he was walking in his own home.
After all, he was someone who had just come off the big stage of the world, and he didn't pay attention to this little scene at all.
"I have been invited to many variety shows before, but I refused them, mainly because I was lazy. This time, I came because my teammates needed me, and they needed me to complain about them."
Guo Aihuan and Zhou Qi, who were sitting in the guest seat next to them, laughed, and their vanity was also satisfied to a certain extent.
But they have no idea what kind of situation they will face next.
"When I was in middle school, I liked all kinds of ball games. Among them, I played basketball and table tennis the most. I also watched the games during the holidays."
"There are many games that impressed me a lot. I remember the 1990 Men's Basketball World Cup, when we made waves."
Hearing this, everyone understood that he was going to talk about Zhou Qi.
Because of Zhou Qi's serious mistakes in that game, the men's basketball team lost the game and lost the qualification to go to the Olympic Games. This has also become a black history for Zhou Qi, and he also has the nickname of the famous wave.
Xu Muge held the microphone and paced back and forth.
"I was still in high school at that time, and a few of our classmates watched the game at one of the classmates' house that day."
"There were still about seven seconds left. Looking at the score, I thought I was going to win, so I went to the toilet. Before I came out, I heard the wailing of my classmates. I quickly ran to the living room with my pants up."
"The result is flat?!"
Xu Muge scratched his head and frowned.
"I think it's flat! This makes me feel very guilty. It's all my fault. What kind of toilet do you think I go to! If you let Zhou Qi go to the toilet! Maybe you'll win."
After he finished speaking, the audience and guests burst into laughter.
Points +233
Points +233
Zhou Qi is also laughing, after all, he has no other way.
If other people complained about him like this, he would still feel a little dissatisfied, but this person is Xu Muge, he has nothing to say, who made him the captain, and he is indeed very strong.
Xu Muge continued.
"At that time, I ordered the car-hailing online. I didn't expect to have to call for extra time. I had to cancel the order. To cancel the order, I needed to fill in a reason. I thought about it for a while and typed a few words."
"There is an inner ghost, terminate the transaction."
Pfft... Very few viewers almost didn't laugh when they heard this sentence.
"Hahahaha, the shepherd is too funny!!"
"As expected of a director of kung fu, comedy is understood by you."
"Faun's talent in funny has long been taught, and in his live broadcast, there are many cats who died of laughter several times!"
"Help! I'm studying in the classroom and I can't stop laughing!!"
"Zhou Qi is probably very helpless, but he still can't beat him!"
After everyone's laughter stopped.
Only then did Xu Muge continue: "Everyone knew it later. I lost in overtime and I lost my qualification for the Olympics. At that time, I made up my mind that I must join the national team and revive the glory of the men's basketball team. My generation is bound to it!"
"As a result, everyone has seen it. I joined the men's basketball national team and led everyone to the world championship."
Xu Muge spread out his hands.
This is a perfect match.
After the installation, he then complained about Zhou Qi, repeating what he said to his classmates at that time, and scolded him well. Don't you like to take me with you! Now let you see the price of pulling me!
"But I was really angry after watching that game. Even if the last serve was chosen randomly from our classmates, it wouldn't look like that."
"The key is his attitude of disapproval."
Xu Muge pointed at Zhou Qi who was not far away while talking.
"In the interview the next day, he still laughed. I can only say that our basketball fans are too kind. If they were football fans, it would be a RNM refund!"
"He's just been scolded too little! Not to mention letting football fans scold him for a try, it was when I first broadcasted the time that the scolding I received was transferred to him, and he probably couldn't stand it."
At that time, the system still earned points through hatred. Xu Muge did a lot of sassing for this. He opened the live broadcast room all day to see swearing people, and he had never read private messages.
Playing a match with a taekwondo coach, all hoping that he will lose and be beaten.
As long as Xu Muge's mentality is almost, he will not be able to hold on.
Of course, he is not complaining, after all, some of his actions are really annoying, he also understands this, and he never retaliates when he is scolded.
This series of words made Zhou Qi stunned.
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing! !
To be angry, it is indeed a little bit, after all, I was exposed and complained in front of so many audiences.
But he couldn't do anything, so he could only laugh. Who made Xu Muge the captain? It's really amazing.
It's not even possible to refute it with a sentence like "you do what you do".
After all, he did, and he really did.
Zhou Qi suddenly regretted inviting Xu Muge to come. You said it would be nice to show your face and make some money.
Why do you want to invite him to make more money? !
Well now, he was standing on the stage and complained, and he didn't even have the opportunity or qualification to refute.
It's so uncomfortable! !
He was very uncomfortable, and the audience in the live broadcast room laughed miserably.
"Hahaha, the shepherd said it well!!"
"One thing to say, one thing, I also want to say these words to Zhou Qi, but unfortunately I don't have a chance."
"Thank you Mushen for scolding Zhou Qi for us!"
"The most annoying thing is that he has no way to refute it. After all, Mu Shen is not a keyboard warrior, but a real cow!"
"Because of the arrival of the shepherd in this episode, the laughter has been directly improved by at least two grades."