mijobooks Chapter 327
Chapter 327
Chapter 327 You are a real dog
“what!?”
“You want the old man to eat shit!”
Originally lying on the chair of the master’s master, there was an old man who seemed to be about to finish playing with Old Man Fan. After Lin Yunfeng uttered the word ‘dog shit’, he made a ‘teng’ sound.
Jump up from the chair!
He stared at Lin Yunfeng angrily.
It was almost dying and sitting up in shock, talking and laughing for another year.
“Your kid did it on purpose!”
Pointing at Lin Yunfeng’s nose, Old Man Fan looked savagely: “Do you want to take this to revenge and humiliate me?”
“hold head high!?”
Elder Fan, who was originally looking at Lin Yunfeng’s irritation, was even more disgusted with Lin Yunfeng at the moment. If he couldn’t beat Lin Yunfeng, he would want to kill Lin Yunfeng directly!
“Shao Lin, what you said is indeed a bit too much.”
Fan Chengshui’s expression was also a bit embarrassing, because Lin Yunfeng wanted to openly feed Old Man Fan to eat shit!
How can people eat shit?
“Brother Feng.”
Fan Ling’er is also very suspicious.
I don’t understand why Lin Yunfeng made such a joke with Old Man Fan, but he wanted to feed Old Man Fan to eat shit.
Is this too much?
“Grandpa Fan, Uncle Fan, Linger.”
“Don’t worry.”
Lin Yunfeng smiled bitterly: “I declare that I didn’t mean to take Old Man Fan to kick it.”
“I am a person who respects the old and loves the young.
“I’m not that kind of person.”
Lin Yunfeng put on a serious look: “I admit that Grandpa Fan and I were indeed a little unhappy before. But those things are already in the past.”
“Ling’er is already my woman.”
Lin Yunfeng smiled and hugged Fan Ling’er’s small waist: “I am like the kind of person who bears grudges?”
“roll!”
Old man Fan stared at Lin Yunfeng fiercely: “I just breathe out immediately, so you don’t need to cure it.”
“piss off!”
“grandfather.”
Fan Linger hurriedly brought a cup of tea to Old Man Fan: “Grandpa, Brother Feng is not the kind of person who likes to take people for fun.”
“Grandpa, don’t worry, listen to Brother Feng’s explanation.”
“Maybe Brother Feng has his reason.”
“Humph!”
Old Man Fan turned his head and gave Lin Yunfeng a fierce look, itchy with hatred for Lin Yunfeng. Because Lin Yunfeng wanted him to eat shit.
It’s really tolerable, my aunt can’t bear it, and my uncle can’t bear it.
“In fact, dog shit is a traditional Chinese medicine.”
Lin Yunfeng smiled bitterly and said: “In special prescriptions, it can be used to prescribe medicine.”
“Fan’s body is not a disease, but the aging of the body’s functions, it is the end of life without disease.”
“To extend the life of Old Man Fan now is to change his fate against the sky.”
“My prescription can increase the life span of Old Man Fan by a whole year.”
“This change of fate is not an easy task. Such a prescription naturally requires strong medicine.”
“So although this shit looks disgusting, it is a life-saving treasure at this special time.” Lin Yunfeng smiled and said: “It is also the most important medicine in this prescription.”
Lin Yunfeng showed a stern appearance, which made people have to believe.
In fact, Lin Yunfeng certainly doesn’t need shit to prolong his life for Old Man Fan by one year.
He only needs to spend 100,000 villains to buy a Pill for Life Extension in the system mall, and he can naturally extend his life for Old Man Fan by one year.
But Lin Yunfeng didn’t want Old Man Fan to prolong his life for a year so easily.
One hundred thousand villains.
Lin Yunfeng’s heart is bleeding!
It is really impossible to wipe out Fan Linger’s face, secondly, the favor owed to the Fan family before, and thirdly that Lin Yunfeng could not admit that he was inferior to Fang Zhenren.
Fang Zhenren can extend his life for Old Man Fan for seven to seven forty-nine days, and Lin Yunfeng can extend his life for Old Man Fan for a whole year!
Lin Yunfeng, who had paid his blood to let Old Man Fan live longer, couldn’t kill Old Man Fan, and he would also be sick of him!
“Shit is Chinese medicine?”
“real or fake?”
Fan Ling’er looks at Fan Chengshui suspiciously.
“It seems to be true.”
Fan Ling’er took out his mobile phone and Baidu said: “In “The Classic of Traditional Chinese Medicine”, there is indeed a medicinal material of dog Zhonghuang.”
“Grandpa, what Brother Feng said is true,”
“Although it is disgusting, but the good medicine is bitter and beneficial to the disease, you can listen to Brother Feng.”
“Do not listen!”
Elder Fan turned his head without hesitation: “I won’t eat shit when I die!”
“Shao Lin.”
Fan Chengshui smiled bitterly: “Are there any other alternative medicinal materials that can replace shit?”
“no.”
Lin Yunfeng shook his head, and glanced at the husky who was basking in the sun with Mr. Fan while turning his belly aside: “This dog, not bad.”
“Boom!”
At the moment when the words fell, Lin Yunfeng kicked the husky directly.
“Bubbling.”
Blood spilled from the corner of the Husky’s mouth, apparently dying with less air intake and more air.
“Brother Feng, what are you?”
Fan Ling’er looked at Lin Yunfeng suspiciously, not knowing how Lin Yunfeng was compared with a husky.
“Don’t worry.”
After Lin Yunfeng motioned to the servant on the side to make a bit of shit, he randomly found a few nourishing medicinal materials from the traditional Chinese medicine that Old Man Fan drank.
Then the dog feces and the medicinal materials were crushed, and a little bit of Yanshou Dan powder was ground to make a bowl of medicinal soup.
“Feed it.”
Lin Yunfeng pointed to the dying Husky.
“Do as Brother Feng said.”
“Yes.”
Several nanny opened the Husky’s mouth and poured the medicine soup into the Husky.
A magical scene appeared.
The Husky, who was dying, jumped directly from the ground and was alive and kicking again.
“Wang, Wang, Wang!”
The Husky stared at Lin Yunfeng, yelled at Lin Yunfeng, as if cursing Lin Yunfeng why he kicked it.
It did not offend Lin Yunfeng.
It seems to be saying that it is not a human, but Lin Yunfeng is a real dog.
“Brother Feng, is this?”
Fan Ling’er looked at the Husky, who was still vomiting blood just now, and was alive and kicking, and asked Lin Yunfeng in astonishment: “What’s the matter?”
“It was supposed to be dead, but after taking my soup for life extension, it can live for another year.”
Lin Yunfeng smiled and said: “I know what I said, but Grandpa Fan doesn’t believe me, so he will think I’m taking him to a shabu.”
“So I had to prove it with facts.”
“It’s really okay.”
After repeatedly checking the husky, Fan Chengshui was shocked: “It should have died.”
“grandfather.”
Fan Ling’er lifted up the same astonished Old Man Fan in his eyes.
“These medicinal materials, plus shit as a guide.”
Lin Yunfeng took out the Yanshou Pill: “Then scrape some powder of this pill and take it once every three days for a period of one year.”
“It can extend life for one year.”
Lin Yunfeng smiled and said: “Remember, this pill must be grinded for one year, and it must not be used up in advance.”