mijobooks 187 I don't have any legs. You let me climb?
187 I don't have any legs. You let me climb?
Hearing this, the players immediately boiled, because they clearly remembered that this little game revealed by Zhou Che before had very distinct features: a small number of characters, no clothes, and a simple scene!
It sounds very chicken-eating, but the name [Dig to Seek Uplift]...why doesn't it seem to be the same as what they imagined!
Just wondering, I heard Zhou Che add another sentence: "Besides, this game also has a nickname, that is "Overcoming Difficulties with Miss Hammer and Miss Can""
"Huh? The name is right!
"Although the woman's name is weird, it still sounds exciting~!"
"Ahem, could it be that we players can play chess with the two ladies...-"
"Hammer? Can? Does it describe certain parts?"
As soon as this alias came out, the audience's expectations were full, and Zhou Che continued: "The second game is a large-scale 3A game, and in terms of classification, it is a slightly scary horror game. "
Hearing Zhou Che talking about horror games, the audience suddenly became big again:
"No, it's a horror game again? 39
"A little bit? A million little bit!!!
"Damn, the psychological shadow of the last Silent Hill PT has not passed!
"Yeah, the old thief is trying to abuse us again. It's a double-layered abuse mentally and physically!"
If other companies said they would release horror games, the players would laugh out loud, but when they heard the old thief say that, they were going to urinate and be scared!
"Silent Hill PT" is just a beta version. It took less than half an hour to scare them into that b. This time the old thief is going to release a complete horror game.
"That's good, I'm lazy to introduce the game or something, I'm here to say a thousand words and ten thousand, why don't you let everyone see the game content for yourself!
At this time, Wu Jing and Jin Jide were still on the stage, and Zhou Che set his sights on them: "Then the two champions and runners-up, now you can experience a new game separately, then you two...
"I choose to experience Digging for Ascension!" Before Zhou Che finished speaking, Jin Jide took the lead and raised his hand and said: "As the runner-up, I can just play small games, 3A masterpiece, I'd better let the champion experience it. !
What a joke, he is not stupid, instead of choosing a horror game and letting himself be scared to pee and lose face in front of thousands of audiences, it is naturally safer to choose a relaxing mini-game!
And this little game sounds like a chicken, hey hey, it must be quite wonderful to be the first trial player in the world...
When the players heard this, they immediately complained:
"Tsk tsk, what this man of the country said is so righteous and awe-inspiring, in fact, he is afraid of being scared! 55
"Indeed, what to say to Brother Jing is shameless! 39
"But to be honest, if I had to choose, I would definitely choose to try the mini-game."
"Yeah, who doesn't want to play with this realistic little butter!"
"Uh, I'm sorry, according to the rules I made, the champion has the right to choose first!" However, Zhou Che's voice came next.
As soon as these words came out, Jin Jide's expression was as uncomfortable as eating shit, but he couldn't refute it. Who told him to lose, it was only the runner-up, and the Dragon Kingdom players laughed again, okay, old thief, do it So beautiful, I just want to slap this guy in the face!
"I don't care so much, just let him be, I'll play horror games." Wu Jing was very calm and said immediately.
Actually, Wu Jing also really wanted to play small games, and by the way, he was disgusted, but as a family man, he went to play small games... Maybe his wife would get angry.
No way, on such an important occasion, his wife Xie Nan must also be sitting on the VR machine watching his wonderful performance. It would be embarrassing to be caught.
Therefore, he could only reluctantly choose horror games.
"Well, since that's the case, Mr. Jin Jide, it's up to you to experience the game "Drilling and Seeking Ascension" first. Zhou Che also said with a smile.
"Hey, wait a minute, won't it be too much to play this kind of game in front of so many audiences!" At this time, Jin Jide expressed his doubts.
It stands to reason that such a small game should not be locked in the bedroom and played secretly, so much fanfare, will it not affect it very well?
For this question, Zhou Che did not answer, but just said with a smile: "You can choose to give up this opportunity."
"No no no, I want to play!" Jin Jide said quickly, he is not stupid, he is the world's first demo game of shyness, how can this kind of benefits be spared!!!
"Okay, please prepare..." Zhou Che said, and at the same time began to mobilize various resources in the background: "Now, the game trial is officially started!!!""
As Zhou Che's voice fell, the vision of the audience went dark.
After waiting silently for a while, the vision became clear again, and what appeared in front of the audience was a somewhat bizarre scene.
In front of them, there was a bald-headed man with no clothes on. The bald-headed man had most of his body stuck in a jar, and the bald-headed man was holding a hammer in his hand.
Seeing this picture, the audience was immediately stunned:
"??? What the hell is this?"
"Uh, I agreed to play chess with my sister, how come I saw a man, and he was in a jar, in such a strange posture!"
"Wait a minute, look at that man's face, isn't that the Jin Jide? 99
"Damn it, it seems to be true!!!
The audience suddenly discovered that the bald man was the image of Jin Jide, but the handsome exploding head he pinched before and the kung fu costume with the national flag of the country all disappeared, only a bald head, which looked quite funny. .
At this time, Jin Jide's perspective was completely different from that of the audience. He found that he was stuck in a jar. No matter how he moved his feet, he could not climb out of the jar. Besides, his hands He also carried a hammer.
What kind of trouble is this going to be? It's completely different from what he imagined. It's fine if there is no girl. Why does he still become like this!!!
Just when Jin Jide and the players were stunned, Zhou Che's voice sounded like a narration:
"What you have seen is the content at the beginning of the game Digging for Ascension, which is a small rock-climbing game. Players will use the hammer in their hands to climb the rolling mountains in front of them, while the great mysteries and the wonderful In return, you will be waiting for you to reach the top!!! 35
As Zhou Che spoke about the game introduction, the audience was completely blinded!
"I'm going, the old thief lied again, this Nima is completely different from the small game we imagined!!!""
"Yes, we agreed to play chess with two ladies!!!"
"Wait a minute, Miss Hammer and Miss Canning, what tm doesn't say is that it holds our stuff and the two things we hold in our hands?
"Is this tm literally? I thought it was a code name! 35
"Pfft....Dog thief, play with our mentality!
"rnm, refund the money, ah no, I don't seem to have paid yet!!!!
The audience was boiling, and the whole venue rumbled, and Zhou Che continued to explain calmly:
"First of all, I didn't lie to you, what I said before, the number of characters is very small: the player is alone in this game, without clothes: the bald man played by the player does not wear clothes, the scene is simple: this game is nothing but mountains. Mountain, the scene is really simple! 99
"Players, have I lied to you?
audience:
As soon as these words came out, the audience fell into silence. Damn, it seems that there is really no way to refute these words. This old thief deliberately said something full of ambiguity, and successfully misunderstood them!
"I said, old thief, can you tell me how to play..." At this moment, Jin Jide's voice came resentfully.
Damn, you old thief chatting with players happily, it's embarrassing to hang me in a jar!!!
If he hadn't found where the old thief was, he would have to smash the hammer in his hand!
At this moment, Jin Jide really regrets in his heart, and regrets the beginning!!!
Why did he believe in the evil of the old thief and choose to try this little game?!
Under the watchful eyes of thousands of viewers, this tm was directly stuffed into a broken jar. It seems that it is not much better than playing a horror game and being scared to pee!
Alas, I was fascinated by pornography, and now I think about it, how could this old thief be kind, and in front of a large audience, he would not dare to ghs!!!
In fact, these things are the same as that kind of pyramid scheme. Although I think it is impossible, the temptation is too great, I can't help it!
However, what Jin Jide didn't know was that what happened next would make him regret even more.
"Oh, the game is very simple." Zhou Che said immediately: "It is said that this is a rock climbing game, you can climb the rock by swinging the hammer in your hand."
Jin Jide was even more confused: "Would you like to hear what you're talking about, I've never heard of this kind of rock climbing!
Climbing with a hammer? Climbing with a hammer!!!
And you call this a rock climbing game? I don't even have feet, you let me go rock climbing?!
What are you talking about, old thief?!
"You try it first." Zhou Che said patiently: "Move your little brain and see how you can make yourself move."
No way, Jin Jide can only choose to try, he stuck the hammer on the protruding stone not far away, pulled it gently, hey, the whole person really moved!
It turns out that Jin Jide found out that his body is very light, almost as heavy as a basketball. In this case, he can use the hammer in his hand to move using the principle of leverage, and even use the hammer to support the ground, so that the His whole person+can was flying in the air.
"It seems that you have mastered the tricks of the game, so please try it now and climb over the tree in front of you."
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The voice of the old thief came again, Jin Jide looked up, and there was indeed a dead tree in front of him, and the branches of the dead tree were very long.
"Um....I think I know how to do it..." Jin Jide grabbed himself in front of the dead tree with a hammer, and then stuck the front end of the hammer on the branch, and then a round , With a swipe, his whole person flew up and landed steadily on the top of the dead tree.
Seeing such a funny scene, the audience also laughed:
"Outrageous, I didn't expect to be able to fly myself with a hammer!""
"Okay, old thief, do whatever you want, I'll hold down Newton's coffin board for you!!
"Old Thief: What does the real world have to do with my game world!"
"This game seems to be interesting, hehe!"
"It's quite simple..."" Jin Jide also smiled, he easily climbed over the dead tree in front of him, followed by a rock pile that was almost ninety degrees.
It looked unlikely to pass, but Jin Ji-de knew that the hammer in his hand was omnipotent.
"I understand, viewers, this is actually a game to test your IQ, but for me, Jin Jide, it's not a problem!
Knowing that there are hundreds of millions of players watching him play games, Jin Jide also said excitedly, communicated with the audience, and by the way, he can also increase his reputation as an Olympic champion, and maybe he can debut as a Hallyu superstar in the future. Yes, yummy.
Jin Jide soon discovered that there were some gaps in the middle of the pile of stones, and the hammer could get stuck in the gaps and let him turn it over.
After some exploration, it took him almost three minutes to successfully pass the stone pile.
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"Okay, not bad." Zhou Che's praise came.
"That's..." When Jin Jide heard this, he was a little stunned: "I said old thief, you can't blame me if you accidentally cleared this little game the first time I played it. ..35
"Of course I don't blame you! If you can clear the level, I will reward you with an additional 100 million yuan!" Zhou Che's calm voice sounded.
The audience was shocked when they heard this:
"I'm going, it's really fake, the old thief is so generous?! Another hundred million? 35
"Just kidding, clearing a small game with such a big reward?
"The old thief's brain is watted?!!!
"Hey old thief, this is what you said, and you said it in front of so many players, you can't go back!!!" Jin Jide said excitedly and hastily.
Man, looks like he might be able to make a fortune today!!!
This old thief must have been agitated by his own aggressiveness, so he said such an angry remark, but as the saying goes, you have no jokes, and the emperor's golden words cannot be changed. Although Zhou Che is not an emperor, but with his current influence And the number of fans, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the emperor of the game circle!
He would never dare to regret in front of so many of his fans, it would damage his image!!!
"OK, no regrets!" Then, Zhou Che's calm voice continued.
"That's good, I'm very motivated, audience!!!" Jin Jide shouted, in his opinion, Zhou Che is definitely a dead duck, hehe, wait for the money!
Soon, after crossing the stone scorpion, Jin Jide passed a flat path, and then a cliff with a very high span appeared in front of him!
Looking up, the cliff is very steep, and there seems to be nothing to stand on.
"Well, it seems to be more difficult...but it's also expected." Jin Jide was not surprised, but he didn't know that Zhou Che at this moment had a slight smile on his lips.
Those levels just now were just a side dish, and now is where the good show begins. I hope this stick player can still play the game with a smile.
Jin Jide began to try to climb the steep cliff, the first time, he fell within three meters.
The second time, five meters fell.
The third time, twelve meters fell.
"Looks like the old thief is starting to get harder!"
"Yes, Kim Ji-deok started to fall, haha! 35
"Look at Jin Jide's expression, he's already grinning!"
The audience talked one after another, and after falling several times in a row, Jin Jide also keenly noticed that something seemed a little wrong.
As an Olympic champion, Jin Jide is usually able to manage his emotions very well. He quickly calmed down and communicated with the audience: "The cliff in front of us looks very steep, and there are very few places to stand, then we will be stable. Be careful, take your time! 99
"As long as you climb up little by little, you will eventually reach the top of the mountain. I'm not in a hurry, the 100 million will be mine sooner or later. 99
Hearing this, the Dragon Kingdom players frowned immediately. What they were most afraid of meeting was such an extremely calm opponent. Seeing that Jin Jide was not panicking at all now, does the old thief really want to lose 100 million to him?
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