Diary of a Maid: Please Be Safe, Master Devil

Chapter 221: [Small Theater] 3 questions about dog food flying all over the sky

[Devil] Thirty Questions in Small Theater: Dog Food Flying All over the Sky

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The music started, a song "Cool" in the background.

The host Yiwanyue shines on the stage amidst thousands of lights.

Yiwanyue: "Dear readers and friends, this is the small theater for the most popular youth inspirational and passionate novel "Diary of a Maid: Please Be Safe, Master Devil". I am the author of this book, Yiwanyue."

There was thunderous applause.

Yiwanyue (with a slight smile): "Today's theme is Thirty Questions, and we invite our most popular male and female protagonists to come on stage."

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Mu Nan took Gu Yuze's hand and sat down happily.

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Yiwanyue: [Hello, both of you, welcome to the small theater.I am the host——]

Mu Nan (interrupted): [I know, it's a crescent moon.She looks really good-looking, don't you think Ze? 】

Gu Yuze (with a doting smile): [The waist is too thick, the face is too round, the front and back parallel lines, not as good-looking as you. 】

Mu Nan: [Don't be like this, give the author some face. 】

Yiwanyue: [cough cough. Now, let's officially enter the [-]-question session. 】

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First question

Yiwanyue (with a weird smile): [The two are the most popular couples of the year, so may I ask, what is your first impression of each other? 】

Mu Nan (touching his chin, looking at the people around him): [Extremely arrogant nouveau riche, rude ruffian. 】

Gu Yuze glanced at Mu Nan thoughtfully.

Yiwanyue (with a weird smile): [Where is the male lead? 】

Gu Yuze: 【This kid is really ugly, suitable for being a slave. 】

Mu Nan (yelling): [Who do you think is ugly? 】

Gu Yuze rubbed her hair, and said gently: [It's okay, I like it no matter how ugly it is, as long as it's you. 】

Yiwanyue silently ate dog food in the corner.

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Second question.

Yiwanyue: [Excuse me, where did the two kiss for the first time? 】

Mu Nan tilted his head and thought for a while: [It seems to be on the training ground, I accidentally kissed it. 】

Gu Yuze: [See the end of Chapter 6 and the beginning of Chapter 7 for details. 】

a crescent moon

Third question:

Yiwanyue smiled like an aunt, and laughed: [Excuse me, when did the two of you kiss recently? 】

Mu Nan glanced at the host disdainfully: [Can you ask some non-private questions?There is no basic hosting literacy at all. 】

The despised Yiwanyue thought to herself, this is a common question of readers.

Mu Nan thought for a while: 【Forgot, it seems like it was last night. 】

Gu Yuze took Mu Nan's hand, rubbed his head against her lips, and then looked at Yiwanyue: [Just now. 】,

Mu Nan's ears turned red, he pursed his lips and smiled lightly.

Yiwanyue gnawed a mouthful of dog food silently.

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Fourth question

Yi Wanyue flipped through the question book, and continued to smile strangely: [Excuse me—what's your favorite part of the other party? 】

(Director: Don't ask such restricted-level questions, radio and television will not pass the review! Believe it or not, I will deduct your salary!)

Director Mu Nanchao waved his hand: [It's okay, Radio and Television has always been tolerant of such low-IQ hosts.Later, remember to put the appearance fee on my card——]

Mu Nan then replied solemnly: [I like his chest the most, it is very comfortable to lean on.Can still hear his heartbeat. 】

Gu Yuze's thin lips were slightly hooked, and his smile was unusually wicked: [I like XXXXXXX]

Mu Nan's pretty face flushed, and he hurriedly distanced himself from the wolf.

Yi Wanyue asked the director: [Pull up the paragraph just now, I'll wipe it if I can't pass the trial, what kind of male lead did I write, full of XX]

XXX asks readers to make up their own brains, to purify the network environment, you and I are responsible.

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Fifth question

Yiwanyue: [Excuse me—who confessed first? 】

Mu Nan and Gu Yuze replied in unison: [He (she)]

Mu Nan immediately frowned, poking Gu Yuze's chest: [Obviously you confessed first, see Chapter 140 of "Diary of a Maid: Please Be Safe, Master Devil"!How dare you admit it! 】

Gu Yuze looked at that lively and pretty face, and nodded silently: [I confessed first. 】

Mu Nan: [This is more or less the same. 】

Yiwanyue: [.. Dear readers,. According to the routine of my novels, the heroine is usually the first to be tempted, and the hero is slow-witted and discovers it later. 】

Gu Yuze came over with a sharp knife, Yiwanyue trembled with fright, and quickly changed the topic.

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Sixth question

Yiwanyue caressed the non-existent glasses and asked: [What is the most regrettable thing in your life? 】

Gu Yuze poured a glass of water for Mu Nan, and replied: [When she fell into the sea, I was suddenly ignorant.This is the pain of my life. 】

Mu Nan's eyes were gloomy, he leaned his head on his shoulder, and comforted him: 【It's okay, we're reunited now anyway. 】

The single dog Yiwanyue sneered in the corner: [You thought I would make it easy for you to be together, hehehe——]

Mu Nan narrowed his eyes dangerously: [Host, what did you say? 】

Yi Wanyue tremblingly said: 【Ahem—what about our handsome heroine, what is the most regrettable thing in your life? 】

Mu Nan's face softened, and he said: [The most regrettable thing is that I missed eight years with him. 】

Gu Yuze held her palm and held it tightly: 【From now on, I will never let you go again. 】

While gnawing on dog food for a crescent moon, she thought sinisterly: [Hehe, Chapter 222, you two are about to separate again, hahahahaha~]

The background music "Cool Cool" sounded.

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Seventh question

Yiwanyue cleared her throat, and smiled ambiguously: [If you have a child, what name will it be? 】

Mu Nan blinked, and exchanged a glance with Gu Yuze: [But Gu Yuze and I haven't had sex yet?Where did the child come from? 】

Corner director: [This paragraph is pinched!Can't pass the trial! 】

Gu Yuze showed a meaningful smile: [One boy and one girl.One is Gu Mu and the other is Gu Nan. 】

Mu Nan touched his blushing face, blushing rare: 【You think so much. 】

Gu Yuze raised his eyebrows, and whispered in her ear: [I think two is not enough, so it's okay to have three or four.I will work very hard. 】

The cold dog food patted and patted the crescent moon's face indiscriminately.

The director woke up the messy crescent moon: [Can't pass the trial!Why are you hosting, next question! 】

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eighth question

Yiwanyue took a sip of water and asked: [Who is your favorite person? 】

Gu Yuze glanced at Wanyue in disgust: 【Is there even a need to ask? 】

Mu Nan glanced at Wanyue in distaste: 【Is there even a need to ask? 】

A crescent moon:.

Hey hey hey, anyway, I am the one who created you, in front of thousands of readers, give me some face.

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ninth question

Yiwanyue: [What is the most dissatisfied thing about the other party? 】

Mu Nan immediately became interested, and said angrily: [He is too poisonous!You don't even know how miserable I was in the first 140 chapters of this book! ! ! !Calling and drinking at me all day long, treating me like a slave! !He looks so attractive, damn, I don't know how many people are staring at him now! !Also, recently he has been touching me all the time, and I said no, he is still XXXXX. ． ． 】

The director in the corner raised the tweeter: [This paragraph is pinched!Can't broadcast it! 】

It was rare for Gu Yuze to listen to Mu Nan's complaint quietly, and handed her warm water to moisten her throat.

Yiwanyue: [Male lead, what about you?Which aspect of the other party dissatisfies you the most? 】

Gu Yuze: [Too restless.If you let me pamper you obediently, I will have a lot of peace of mind. 】

Mu Nan rolled his eyes and turned his head angrily.

Gu Yuze sighed, straightened Mu Nan's little head, kissed her lips lightly, and said, "Good boy, let's eat Chinese food tonight. 】

Mu Nan hummed: [This is not too bad. 】

Yi Wanyue took the initiative to put on sunglasses this time, the two of them are too flashy.

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tenth question

Yiwanyue: [The last question, may I ask, what is the most romantic thing you have ever done? 】

Gu Yuze calmed the little fox's heart, raised his head and replied: [It goes without saying, it is naturally in bed XXXXXXXXXX]

Yi Wanyue and the director said at the same time: [This paragraph is pinched, and the readers must not see it! ! ! 】

Mu Nan thought about it carefully, and answered: [I think every day is quite romantic, such as XXXXX last night]

The couple looked at each other and smiled, the scene was extremely warm.

Yiwanyue and the director: [Pinch, pinch! 】

The director scolded angrily: [Yiwanyue, what kind of great character did you write about?The investors in our small theater dare not come to invest!Radio and Television will check tomorrow! 】

Yiwanyue felt infinitely wronged, hid in the corner and silently ate dog food.

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Advertising breaks.

Yiwanyue wanted to cry but had no tears, so she decided to cut off the thirty questions.If it continues like this, she will not be guaranteed at the end of the festival, and her salary will be voided.

Therefore, the small theater temporarily becomes the reader's protagonist asking the author's time.

Gu Yuze and Mu Nan left hand in hand, and demanded a huge amount of appearance fee from the small theater.

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Panda Reader A: [Excuse me, when will you finish? 】

A crescent moon sat upright: [There are still 20 words. 】

The reader was shocked: [There are so many more! !Are you kidding me? 】

Yiwanyue smiled awkwardly: [No way. ． ．The manuscript fee is not earned for nothing.But rest assured, the following plot is dog food with a knife in between. 】

reader:【! ! !You are obviously in the water plot! 】

A crescent moon blushes: [cough, next reader. 】

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Flower Language Reader B: [A crescent moon, when did you write about the heroine and hero ooxx? 】

Corner Director: [Pinch, pinch!I can't ask for this paragraph! 】

Yiwanyue showed her aunt's smile: [Hey hey hey, it's coming soon, I'm sure we'll have it. 】

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Online Piracy Reader C: [Author, are you single? 】

Yiwanyue: [Next! ! ! !Ask questions without reading the original version? ! !Next! 】

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Genuine Reader D: [The author, can you reveal Bai Ruyun's ending?The end of White Mountain?Is it the end of Lu Han brothers and sisters?Light Feather's ending? 】

A crescent moon: 【. ． ．Cough cough cough, life and death depend on fate and wealth. 】

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The handsome male lead who had just left returned and handed over the check: [A crescent moon, I give you twenty chapters, you must let Mu Nan and I xxxxxx]

With crooked eyebrows and crooked eyes, he took a huge check: [It's easy to say, and it must be done.Don't worry, the two of you will live together forever with your old children and grandchildren. 】

Gu Yuze nodded in satisfaction, his handsome face turned cold: [If you abuse Mu Nan and me again, be careful of your life. 】

Yiwanyue was taken aback: 【. ． ．Easy to say, easy to say. 】

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The most sober reader E: [The author, why are you writing a small theater today?Is it because I can't write anything today?Or are you out of ideas?Or just make up the number of words to fool readers? 】

Yiwanyue was surprised: [How did you know!Who told you that! 】

Thousands of readers took the butcher's knife and fled in a crescent moon.

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The first episode of the first season of Little Theater, finished.

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