The King of Urban Mercenaries

Chapter 1660 - 1665: Who Is Yaoyao?

"I don’t want to leave now. The Upper Realm is too difficult, with all the open and hidden battles. Look at how great the Lower Realm is, so peaceful." Zhang Fan sighed; he had long disliked the Upper Realm.

Lin Fei was speechless. He started eating too, and then the side dishes arrived. Both of them picked up some, enjoying their noodles, feeling quite happy.

Though the food was simple, it was satisfying and refreshing, and both really liked eating such straightforward things. Afterwards, Lin Fei took Zhang Fan to another shop front and bought a pound of lobster, handing it to Zhang Fan, "Try this, it’s also delicious."

Zhang Fan took a bite, "Wow, you guys have so much delicious food here in the Lower Realm."

Lin Fei chuckled, "I suspect if our Lower Realm chefs went to your Upper Realm, they’d make a killing, hahahaha!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Fan didn’t disagree, "Maybe they’d catch the eye of some big shot, and then they’d be living large, but no, he’d cook for himself, so just cooking to eat for himself is enough."

Lin Fei laughed, feeling that sometimes Zhang Fan was quite innocent, not at all like a bad guy.

By this time, night had fallen. Lin Fei brought Zhang Fan to a place selling grilled lamb skewers, "Have you had lamb skewers before?"

Zhang Fan shook his head, "Don’t ask if I’ve had it, just bring me to eat it."

Lin Fei was a bit dumbfounded, and yelled to the shop owner, "Boss, thirty skewers, and two kidneys!"

"What’s the kidney?" Zhang Fan asked, puzzled.

"It’s for tonic and virility, should I get you two?" Lin Fei joked.

"...No, I don’t eat aphrodisiacs."

"Come on! It’s not an aphrodisiac, it’s a strong tonic." Lin Fei explained, guessing the other only heard ’virility’ and didn’t understand the rest.

"So it’s a tonic, but I still won’t eat it, I can’t betray my Yaoyao." Zhang Fan said with deep affection, making Lin Fei feel like he was suddenly in a romance drama.

"Who’s Yaoyao, your wife?"

"Yaoyao is my wife, but she hasn’t admitted it yet..."

"Get lost! So you’re the type who’s delusional."

Instantly, Zhang Fan showed an embarrassed expression, scratching his head, "Someday I’ll make her my woman, you gotta believe me."

"Give it a rest, what does it matter whether I believe you or not? You’re just a delusional guy who shamelessly calls someone his wife. If that girl Yaoyao knew, what do you think she’d do?" Lin Fei asked Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan’s face changed suddenly, not sure why, but he quickly replied, "She’d definitely kill me! Lin Fei! You mustn’t tell her! Otherwise, she’ll definitely come after me and kill me! Lin Fei, I’m begging you!"

Lin Fei was taken aback, not expecting Zhang Fan to actually be afraid of someone.

"Then you have to tell me, who exactly is this Yaoyao?"

"She’s... she’s the daughter of our Qingyun Sect’s Sect Leader. I’ve admired her for a long time, but unfortunately..."

"Hahahaha, you chicken!"

Just then, Zhang Fan was interrupted by a voice, which also cursed him, making him turn his head to look at the person who spoke.

The speaker was indeed formidable, with muscles and arms thicker than most people’s thighs; even Lin Fei’s thighs weren’t as thick! And he grabbed ten lamb skewers at once, stuffing them into his mouth. A quick slurp, leaving only the skewer rod, along with some crumbs and lingering spit—a truly disgusting scene.

"Are you talking about me? Am I the chicken?" Zhang Fan showed a puzzled expression.

The massive young man laughed, "Hahaha, you’re actually calling yourself a chicken, hahaha!"

Zhang Fan turned to Lin Fei, asking him, "What’s a chicken?"

Lin Fei explained, "A ’chicken’ means you have no skills and are scared of this and that, afraid to do anything, essentially a coward."

Upon hearing Lin Fei’s explanation, Zhang Fan stood up, walked towards the middle-aged strong man, who also stood up, saying, "Oh wow, now this little bamboo stick has the guts to challenge me. Guys, what should I do?"

After the middle-aged man spoke, Lin Fei noticed a lot of tough guys sitting around, clearly the middle-aged man’s buddies, all responding to the man’s words with, "Hit him!"

Hearing the overwhelming voices, Lin Fei didn’t get up and continued eating his skewers, only to later find out the result was the middle-aged man and his accomplices were all beaten by Zhang Fan.

Just then, a strong man sneaked past Lin Fei, grabbed a bottle from the table, and aimed to smash it at the back of Zhang Fan’s head.

Though not afraid of the attack, Lin Fei knew if he let it go, even if Zhang Fan weren’t hurt, he’d end up covered in glass shards.

Therefore, Lin Fei extended a foot, blocking the guy’s path, causing him to fall flat in a funny pose, utterly unique.

"Alright, our lamb skewers are ready, hurry and come eat." Lin Fei had already eaten one without anyone knowing.

Zhang Fan came over too, grabbed a skewer from the table, and started eating, finding it similar to the Upper Realm grilled meat, but with a surprisingly good taste.

After the little episode, Lin Fei and Zhang Fan returned to the whole, went back home, with Lin Fei arranging for him and Li Jing to stay together since they both came from the Upper Realm and should have something in common to talk about.

Though Zhang Fan was too curious, looking around and commenting, "The Lower Realm really is comfortable, people sure know how to enjoy life; we don’t have these things in the Upper Realm. It’s really amazing."

Lin Fei chuckled, acknowledging that the Upper Realm might be different. He wanted to see it, but even if he did, it wouldn’t be possible now.

When Lin Fei’s woman returned from shopping, carrying bags, Zhang Fan was shocked at how many wives Lin Fei had!

Zhang Fan gave Lin Fei a thumbs-up, but what he said next nearly destroyed Lin Fei’s image.

"So that’s why you eat kidney skewers, to supplement your virility, huh." Zhang Fan said so innocently that the whole world seemed to fall silent.

The women looked at Lin Fei, and Mu Shanshan spoke up, "Didn’t expect that, Lin Fei..."