mijobooks Chapter 998 I Don't Want To See God So Early! (7/8)
Chapter 998 I Don't Want To See God So Early! (7/8)
How could Downey Jr. believe that:
"You know what's in your mind? I don't know what to do!"
"With your brute strength, with one strike of the axe, you will definitely split the helmet and my sky cap."
Uncle Wolf comforted her:
"By the way, it would be nice to have a craniotomy!"
Whoosh!
when!
Little Downey raised his head, and slammed into Uncle Wolf's head fiercely!
He's wearing a helmet, but Uncle Wolf isn't wearing anything!
It hit it and made a loud sound.
Woohoo!
Uncle Wolf howled in pain:
"FUCK! Don't you know you're wearing an iron bump?"
"Come here, are you going to murder?"
Downey Jr. was already in a bad mood, but when he said this, he immediately began to refute:
"Are you the murderer?"
"If you believe so much in the governor's accuracy, go and lie on the ground and let the governor's ax cut you a flat head."
Ok?
Schwarzenegger raised his eyebrows:
"A haircut with an axe? That's a good idea."
"How about I try it?"
Uncle Wolf quickly waved his hand:
"No, no, I am very satisfied with my current hairstyle."
"26 Why don't you hurry up to Donnie and open the helmet?"
what!
Little Downey wailed:
"Either starve to death with a helmet on, or be struck with the governor's axe!"
"Why am I so miserable!"
Chen Wenjie thought for a while, and then said:
"I caused this incident, and I broke that helmet.
"Why don't I get the ax and split the helmet for you, and make up for it!"
Forehead.
The corner of Downey Jr.'s mouth twitched:
"What's the difference between your hand and the governor's hand?"
Schwarzenegger lifts the axe:
"Yeah, what's the difference?"
Chen Wenjie responded lightly to Dell:
"At the very least, when I can see clearly where to strike, I can cut more accurately, so as not to hurt you."
Schwarzenegger said unconvinced:
"I can do it too, it's fast and accurate!"
Chen Wenjie replied:
"Your right eye, can you see clearly now?"
Eh?
At this time, everyone remembered that during the fight at the entrance of the Chinese restaurant, Schwarzenegger's right eye was swollen by Chen Wenjie, and now he can't open it.
Schwarzenegger said stubbornly:
"Don't worry, even if you turn a blind eye, I can approve the location!"
Little Downey shook his head:
"I'm a little scared."
Schwarzenegger said:
"You have to believe me!"
The widow thought for a while, took out an apple from the paper bag she brought, and threw it in front of Schwarzenegger:
"Governor, you take the ax first, and split this."
Uncle Wolf said with a smile:
"A blind man can't miss such a big apple, you should bring a grape here.
The widow shrugged:
"I brought this one fruit."
Schwarzenegger smiled contemptuously:
"Underestimate me? Want to test me?"
"no problem!"
"Then let you see my strength, I will split the apple from the middle!"
As he spoke, he picked up the ax with one hand and watched.
Click!
Cut on the ground three centimeters from the apple.
The apples are intact.
Forehead.
The scene was once very embarrassing.
cough cough.
Schwarzenegger laughed:
"Not ready just now, doesn't count!"
"Again!"
"Watch me split right down the middle!"
Click!
The ax slashed a little hard, and this time it deviated by 1 cm.
Schwarzenegger was a little depressed.
He cut the ax again, but it was still a little bit off.
I can't see the right eye, so I can only rely on the left eye to see the target, and some of them have no front sight.
The third ax finally hits the mark!
But, just peel off the skin of the apple.
Schwarzenegger smiled perversely:
"I'm not used to turning a blind eye."
"But don't worry, when I split the helmet, I will definitely be very serious, and I will never adjust it!"
hehe.
Little Downey sneered and said:
"Do you think I'll believe it?"
"When the first ax was struck, you were three centimeters away from the apple!"
"Three centimeters, enough to cut my neck!"
Schwarzenegger shrugged:
"Life is always a risk!"
Downey Jr., wearing the Iron Man helmet, shook his head violently:
"No, no, I still hope that I can spend my life in peace and stability.
Chen Wenjie opened the door and got out of the car, and took the ax from Schwarzenegger:
"Let me do it."
"Since I caused this incident, it should be made up by me."
Schwarzinger asked with some doubts:
"can you?"
"This ax is heavy."
The voice just fell.
Chen Wenjie raised his ax and let the ax fall!
Click!
The apple was split in two right down the middle!
hiss!
Seeing this scene, Uncle Wolf said excitedly:
"Great, Donnie, you are saved!"
hehe.
Downey sneered and said:
"Although Chen Wenjie is very accurate in splitting apples, I still feel a little uneasy!
"It's an ax after all! If it misses, I..."
Uncle Wolf said:
"Don't worry, you are so kind, you will definitely go to heaven in the future!"
"Stop the ink, hurry up!"
As he spoke, he tore Downey Jr. from the car.
Then he and Schwarzenegger pushed him to the ground together.
Schwarzenegger sighed:
"Actually, I want to set you free."
Ok?
Liberation? 000
Downey Jr. could refute like crazy:
"Watch your words!"
Chen Wenjie came over with an axe:
"Mr. Downey, don't move around, what if I miss it?"
"Do you really want to see God that early?"
Forehead.
These words are very lethal, and Downey Jr. honestly stopped struggling:
"Don't be like this, can I lie down by myself?"
Schwarzenegger and Uncle Wolf glanced at him, then let him go.
Chen Wenjie holds an ax and goes:
"Should I chop horizontally or vertically?"
Uncle Wolf left and said:
"Of course it is cut vertically. Wouldn't the matter be settled by chopping in two?"
Schwarzenegger shook his head:
"It should be cut horizontally. If you have the right hand, cut right here at the neck."
"Just cut off the collar, and Donnie's head will come back."
Ok?
Little Downey shouted angrily again:
"Cut off?"
"Can you change the word?"
Chen Wenjie thought for a while:
"I think it's better to cut directly at the connection between the metal mask and the helmet."
"That way you can separate the mask from the helmet."
Little Downey swallowed, and said:
"It's up to you, can you stop gesturing back and forth in front of my eyes with an ax?"
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