mijobooks Chapter 1681 You Can't Believe A Word
Chapter 1681 You Can't Believe A Word
"Oh!" Ye Xiaobai nodded, "Then you have to listen to me patiently!"
"Of course I'm patient, but don't talk nonsense. In this way, you will look like a mother-in-law, and you have no manliness at all."
Concubine Huang Xu rolled her eyes and said angrily.
Ye Xiaobai cleared his throat, "Remember, I was only eight years old that year, and it was a stormy weekend. You should know that we primary school students don't have classes on weekends, and we don't have to make up lessons."
Hearing this, Concubine Huang Xu almost vomited blood, but she still listened patiently.
Ye Xiaobai continued, "When I was young, my grandfather at home forced me to learn Chinese herbal medicine, and I was asked to go up the mountain to collect herbs on weekends. I started this kind of thing when I was one and a half years old. Years, get used to it.
I just didn't expect that something happened that weekend.When I arrived in the mountains, there was thunder and lightning, and heavy rain, so I hurried to find a place to shelter from the rain, and the primary school teacher told us that when it rained, we should not hide under the trees, otherwise we would be struck to death by lightning. So I finally found a small cave on the edge of the cliff, and I happily got into it.
At this time, the heavy rain finally fell, and the lightning and thunder in the sky came like the end of the world.
Fortunately, I am already eight years old. If I were only three months old, I would definitely be scared to cry, so I didn't cry.
But when I'm happy and lucky.
Then I heard a woman's voice suddenly coming out, oh, Xiaobai!
I quickly turned around and saw that it was a widow in our village who was pulling up her trousers.
Well, I promise, I actually didn't see anything.
Then she walked towards me and said something with a malicious expression on her face. She likes me when a little boy like me has scary eyes. Great handsome guy, so she has to act first, old cows eat tender grass or something!
Then I ran out of the cave in fright.
Then... I accidentally fell off the cliff.
The feeling of falling is more exciting than doing a roller coaster. I know that I am definitely going to die.
But God won't let me die.
I was caught by some weeds and vines in the middle of the mountain, which relieved the impact of the fall.
As a result, I was left intact.
But I was drowned by the heavy rain.
Inadvertently, I saw another cave in the middle of the mountain.
I was in such a good mood that I quickly climbed in to shelter from the rain! "
At this point, Concubine Huang Xu couldn't listen anymore, "Your story is too long. Can you tell the main points?"
Huang Ming, who was in front of the computer monitor, also had a dazed look on his face.
This guy, if he doesn't want to be a storyteller, it's a waste of talent!
"Don't interrupt, just listen carefully."
Ye Xiaobai frowned.
"Okay. You go on."
Concubine Huang Xu could only accommodate Ye Xiaobai.
Only then did Ye Xiaobai continue to speak, "By the way, what did I say?"
"You said, you went into the cave to avoid the rain."
Huang Xufei replied.
"Sure enough, my memory is good, um, and then I went into the cave to avoid the rain, and found a corpse, to be precise, it was a skeleton. Fortunately, I am a medical student, and I have seen many dead pigs, dead dogs, and dead people , so I wouldn't have any fear, but it aroused my interest in medical research. I began to study this skeleton, wondering how he died and how many years he died.
As a result, after my research, this skeleton has a history of at least 2000 years, almost from the time of Qin Shihuang!
However, the cause of death was old age, without any other symptoms, which belonged to the end of life.
Then I discovered a secret book of magical skills, so, here comes the important point, my martial arts is through this secret book of magical skills, coupled with my already very powerful talent, that's why I have the cultivation base of my current master.Well, that's the end of the story, and it doesn't make any sense to continue. "
Ye Xiaobai finally stopped.
Huang Xufei wanted to die.
This is a novel routine in which an affair refuses to give in, and jumps off a cliff to obtain magical secrets!
It can be solved in a few words, but let this kid talk eloquently for about 10 minutes.
"Heh, I'm curious, what kind of magic book did you pick up, and what kind of senior master is that skeleton?"
Concubine Huang Xu asked without tears.
"I can't say this magical skill! As for the name, I can't say it. According to my master's last words, it must be kept secret. As his successor after 2000, I naturally respect my master. After all, without a master, there would be no me, Ye Xiao. Today is white."
But Ye Xiaobai kept it a secret on purpose, and refused to say it, "So, if you want to talk about my background, then my background is the disciple of a generation of peerless powerhouses in 2000, and that's what you want to know Answer."
Concubine Huang Xu nodded with a half smile, no one knew whether she believed it or not.
"What about the monk's question?"
Concubine Huang Xu continued to ask.
"Well, it's simple. That monk is very bad. I don't know why. After seeing me for the first time, he cried and shouted, want to be my little brother, be my follower, and call me such a young hero. It is rare in nature, he is willing to stand on the back of the horse. You don't know, no matter how I chase him, he refuses to leave, he is very thick-skinned."
Ye Xiaobai said angrily.
Concubine Huang Xu was speechless again, and then judged that this guy is just running the train with his mouth full.
A word, no, half a word is unbelievable.
"Okay, I'm done asking my questions, thank you for being able to tell me so much, goodbye."
Concubine Huang Xu got up and left. She couldn't stay here any longer. Not only did this kid like to talk nonsense and run the train with his mouth full, but he was also super narcissistic. He never forgot to praise himself when he was talking.
Simply speechless.
"you are welcome!"
Ye Xiaobai chuckled, "Walk slowly! By the way, remember that we have to compete in an exam. Don't forget, I will wait for your notice at any time."
"rest assured!"
Concubine Huang Xu walked to the door of the self-study room, replied two words, and then left straight away.
Back in the car.
Concubine Huang Xu shrugged, "Grandpa Luotuo, I don't need to tell you, you can see clearly and hear clearly when you are here! What do you think about this matter?"
Huang Ming smiled wryly, "I can't tell. I feel that kid is talking nonsense, but I don't rule out the fact that he said. I think every word he said should be verified."
As for Huang Xufei's failure to play cards according to common sense, Huang Ming did not pursue it. In the end, it turned out that there was nothing wrong with this matter, so there was no need to pursue it.
"Well! I think so too. Sometimes, the more I think it's nonsense, the closer it is to the truth. Just like the kid who said he got a perfect score in the science college entrance examination, I thought it was nonsense, but I didn't expect to check it online. It’s true. No matter how he did it, or whether he has real material or not, at least it’s a perfect score.”
Huang Xufei nodded and said softly.
"Then next, I will send someone to Xiaoyang Village, the kid's hometown, to investigate."
Huang Ming said calmly.
"Well, but, Grandpa Luotuo, you have to hire Gao Ming! I'm not going to the countryside, I'm going to school!"
Concubine Huang Xu stuck out her tender little tongue.
"Haha, that's necessary. Alright, let's go!" Huang Ming greeted the driver and left the place.
After Ye Xiaobai's date with Huang Xufei is over, he will naturally not stay here stupidly and continue to read some college Chinese.
Holding the book, he leisurely returned to the dormitory.
At this moment, student Li Da was on the bed, trembling and talking nonsense.
At first Ye Xiaobai thought that Li Da was losing his mind, but soon, he realized that something was wrong. He quickly tore off the quilt covering Li Da's head, stared at Li Da, and could tell at a glance that this guy's condition was It's overly frightened.
Without further ado.
Ye Xiaobai quickly took out a silver needle and stuck it between Li Da's eyebrows.
Only then did Li Da calm down, and then fell into a deep sleep.
"What is it that scares classmate Li Da like this?"
Ye Xiaobai was very curious.
You know, this Li Da is usually very narcissistic, and he also thinks that his bricks are invincible. Since I gave him confidence, Li Da has become a strong man, no longer weak.
more than an hour later.
Li Da woke up leisurely.
"Student Li Da, what's wrong with you?"
Ye Xiaobai hurriedly approached and asked.
Li Da thought of something, and began to tremble again, "I saw a ghost!"
ghost?
Forehead!
Ye Xiaobai was dumbfounded, he never expected that Li Da would say that.
"Where did you see it?"
Ye Xiaobai asked curiously, as an atheist, he naturally wouldn't believe in any ghosts and gods in this world.
If there are ghosts, they are pretending to be ghosts.
"Xiaojiao Badong, a female ghost in red clothes. It's over, it's over, and everyone says that they can see ghosts, which means that their life expectancy is approaching."
Li Da began to panic again.
Teaching eight buildings, a female ghost in red?
Ye Xiaobai knew the story of a female college student who jumped from that building, but tonight, the girl in red who appeared was obviously Concubine Huang Xu.
But classmate Li Da regarded her as a female ghost, and then frightened her like this!
The corner of Ye Xiaobai's mouth twitched slightly, "Ahem! Classmate Li Da, that's not a female ghost, that's the girl I'm dating tonight, don't be afraid! As a man, you actually believe in ghosts, you are too worthless gone."
Forehead!
girl you dated?
Li Da was taken aback.
"Okay, don't look at me like that. I know you don't believe me. When I have a chance, I'll let her come out in the red dress she wore tonight, so you can see it! You'll know if it's a human or a ghost."
Ye Xiaobai then patted Li Da on the head again, "Don't scare yourself into a fool, you will become a joke of our National Defense University in the future, with this little talent, when your peach blossoms arrive, you won't be able to keep them!" Girl! I don’t feel safe at all! How can I protect my girl?”