The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network

121-I'm Stupid, I Found The Reason For Being Single! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)

"God damn radio gymnastics! If I hadn't been to school, I would have believed it!!"

"Pfft ha ha ha, I knew God Su wouldn't be serious! Do you think we are crooked nuts? Why don't you say we learned from the square dancing aunt?"

"Upstairs, you are wrong. I think it is more reasonable to learn Taijiquan from the old man in the park. After all, he only visited a few old men in the morning."

"Don't explain, God Su, I'm afraid that when the time comes, Wai Guoren really thinks that our school taught you to pinch your empty stomach since childhood!!"

"Handsome appearance, to cover up the sleazy heart, all day long, I don't learn to be good, but I learn some exquisite mischief!"

"Funny than the strong, it's really terrifying! I laughed out loud on the spot, and my mother thought it was my kettle...

Take the conversation between the two into your eyes.

The audience was immediately amused.

The dense barrage and rewards, one after another, never stopped.

Seeing Zhao Weiguo's old face darken.

Yun Ruoxi at the side suppressed a smile, and tugged at the corner of Su Chen's clothes angrily.

"speak nicely."

"Oh. 11

17 Su Chen responded.

Immediately, he straightened his face, talking nonsense in Japanese seriousness.

"Presumably you can also see from the information that I was a genius when I was young, right?"

"I really don't know how to do martial arts."

"The trick I did before was the great method of unloading my shoulders that I realized from radio gymnastics."

"Today is also the first time I use it, I didn't expect the effect to be good."

The corner of Zhao Weiguo's mouth twitched violently twice.

In addition to speechless, it is speechless.

People's bones are all misaligned, can you call this alright?

Are you afraid that you have misunderstood the word okay??!

There were two words in my heart.

He didn't continue to dig any deeper.

Instead, he changed the subject and asked a second question.

"Then explain, explain, what's the matter with your hidden weapon?"

"Hidden weapon? What hidden weapon?" Su Chen looked puzzled.

"It's the two coins you threw out!"

"You have to think it over before you say it. Don't pretend to have amnesia! There are surveillance cameras on my side."

I'm afraid that he will try to find some excuse similar to radio gymnastics to prevaricate.

Zhao Weiguo reminded me.

"Hey, it turned out to be this one, I thought it was a problem!"

Su Chen waved his hand indifferently.

Then secretly stretched out his head, and said in a low voice with a mysterious expression on his face.

"You may not believe it when you say it."

"When I was three years old, I met an old man."

"He told me that my bones were amazing, and there was a ray of spiritual light gushing out from the top of the sky. I must be a unique martial arts genius!"

Zhao Weiguo was stunned.

Immediately a little dumbfounded.

Rolling his eyes angrily, he took up the conversation.

"Then he sold you a martial arts cheat book for nine dollars?"

"And tell you that the important task of maintaining world peace is entrusted to you?"

"Huh? How do you know?" Su Chen looked surprised.

"How do I know? Are you bullying me because I'm old and think I don't watch movies anymore?"

Zhao Weiguo's forehead was full of black lines.

Are you polite?!

There's no such thing as a lame excuse.

Am I so stupid?!!

so angry!!

"Well, the truth is often so difficult to accept."

"I understand, I understand everything!"

Su Chen shook his head and sighed lightly.

I had the look on my face that I knew it was.

Seeing that Zhao Weiguo almost broke his defense, he spurted a mouthful of old blood on the spot!

"What about the cheats? How can you prove that what you said is true?"

I took two deep breaths.

Zhao Weiguo calmed down.

However.

The words just came out of my mouth.

Su Chen looked at him with the expression of looking at a fool.

When he saw that he felt a little uncomfortable all over, he hummed angrily.

"Didn't you read my information? I have never forgotten it since I was a child."

"Cheats, should I still foolishly leave them for others to discover?"

"As for the proof, I saw a Taoist priest who said that he should believe in science, and then jumped off a mountain of more than 50 meters.

"There is also an old man, who is quite old, and was bitten by a spider, and then went out to fight for justice with a helpless expression on his face."

Stupid!

Confused!

Crazy in capitals!!

Is this special code all right?

Zhao Weiguo was paralyzed.

He stared at him with a face full of nonsense, full of speechless complaints.

"Can you talk a little more?"

"Being bitten by a spider makes you Spider-Man?"

"Did you really treat reality like a movie?!"

See him so unbelievable.

Su Chen suddenly became angry.

He snorted heavily, and said plausibly with a displeased face.

"What makes reality a movie!"

"I have witnesses!"

"One of my old neighbors, you can check it out!"

"He was bitten by a dog when he was a child, and he was single until his death!!"

puff!!!

Zhao Weiguo is absolutely defeated!!

The whole person is almost stupid.

Can all these special codes be linked together?

Also said it decently!

Such a talent, it is a pity not to write novels!!

Yun Ruoxi smiled 823.

There was a hint of a smile in Su Chen's eyes.

This little rascal didn't pass right by!

Not just the two of them.

now.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked by this set of rhetoric.

The overwhelming barrage filled the entire screen almost instantly.

"I'm so stupid! Is this why I'm still single? Is there any way to crack it? Wait online, I'm in a hurry!! (JPG)"

"Stand the pot and the pot, today I'm going to show you a show, the iron pot beats the dog! I said why I have been soloing as a mother, it turns out that the culprit is here!!"

"According to this, the girl was pecked by a chicken when she was a child, so am I going to be a god in the sky in the future? The same kind as the Uri Xingjun in Journey to the West?"

"Sister upstairs, it's not my brother who hit you. Have you ever thought about another possibility? Like going into the sea?"

"It's over, it's over, I was raped by a pig when I was a child, so don't I want...but the most important thing is, I am indeed a man!! My mentality has collapsed!!

"I'll just give in to you sand sculptors!! Unlike me, you see, I was bitten by a duck when I was a child, am I proud? Are you proud?!"