mijobooks Chapter 149 The Kid's Brother Rebelled Against Tiangang. When His Uncle Saw That His Nephew Was
Chapter 149 The Kid's Brother Rebelled Against Tiangang. When His Uncle Saw That His Nephew Was
Lin Yi heard the system say the task was completed.
It was obvious that my uncle had already succumbed to this first month because he was afraid of this hand! !
Lin Yi looked at the wad of banknotes in his hand.
"Uncle, can we give you a price of ten yuan?"
"Why don't you kowtow for me? Give me fifty yuan for each kowtow!!"
Lin Yi said, found a chair and crossed his legs.
Waiting for uncle’s worship ceremony!
Xu Ya really didn't hold back at the side...
Good guy, use the New Year's money given by your uncle to make him kowtow?
Okay, okay... Brother Kid finally understands! !
The uncle's pupils dilated as he listened.
Go against Tiangang! It’s against Tiangang! !
"Sister!! You are such a traitor and you actually want me to kowtow!!!"
The uncle shouted to Zhang Yinyin and wanted to pull out his little animal, the seven wolves...
When Lin Yi saw this situation, he was not stupid and ran away...
The audience in the live broadcast room was crazy with joy. They were all musicians who had not received professional training and it was really difficult to hold back.
"Hahahahahahahaha, it's the opposite of Tiangang Spicy!"
"Brother kid, you know how to kowtow."
"When my uncle saw that his nephew was still alive, he drew out seven wolves!"
"A family that invades and hinders each other!"
"Take... take the young man? Fifty yuan for each one? If my uncle doesn't come, let me do it!!"
"............"
Lin Yi was kicked out of the room, and his uncle stopped chasing him.
Lin Yi is so weird...he doesn't bother to fix it.
Lin Yi left the room, looked at his uncle's bank card, and thought of something.
There is a bank card and a password, but if the card is empty, it is nonsense.
Lin Yi turned around and opened the door to his uncle's room, looking at his uncle lying inside...
"My dear uncle."
“How much money is there in this bank card??”
Lin Yi asked about his uncle, who was speechless after hearing this.
Are you obsessed with this little guy?
Why wasn't he so kind when I asked him to kowtow when I was holding the scissors just now?
"You asked about the balance in the card... that's an empty card. One day when you go to school and miss your uncle, go to the self-service machine to deposit money. I'll know you miss me!"
The uncle said proudly.
Xu Ya was even happier when she heard what her uncle said.
It’s really like the netizens said, they are invading each other and hindering the whole family!
It's not that one family doesn't want to enter the same house... Xu Ya did not expect this to be a show-off.
Lin Yi didn't say anything, just opened the door and scratched his head.
"Uncle, why is this world so magical..."
The uncle listened to Lin Yi's words.
Looking at Lin Yi's movements, he naturally knew what Lin Yi wanted to say.
"Don't...don't be impulsive."
"Impulse is the devil!"
"If you have money in the card, more than a hundred thousand, I will be rich."
"Really, I'm not going to lie to you..."
When Lin Yi heard this, he said, "Then tell me, Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people!!"
“Okay, okay, Chinese people don’t lie to Chinese people!!”
Uncle just wanted to tease Lin Yi, but he didn't expect Lin Yi to touch his head again and warn...
Lin Yi nodded with satisfaction when he heard what his uncle said.
"Okay, lie to me, you are Xiao Youxi!!"
My uncle was speechless for a while after hearing this...what a vicious curse.
In China, scolding people and parents is not so vicious.
The audience in the live broadcast room also exploded when they heard this conversation.
"Uncle: You're celebrating the Chinese New Year, don't force me to slap you!"
"This...what a vicious curse!"
"You can even call me a kid, but you can't call me a brat!"
"This sentence is more lethal than anything else!"
"............"
After Lin Yi paid New Year's greetings to his parents, he went to bed...
Early next morning.
Lin Yi got up early and received many red envelopes for New Year greetings.
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Until the second day of the Lunar New Year...
Many guests came to Lin Yi's home.
Many people, including the principal of the school and the director of Erbin’s Culture and Tourism Bureau, came.
Lin Yi was holding a schoolbag filled with money.
Xu Ya went home for a long time and arrived at Lin Yi's house at noon.
Look at Lin Yi carrying a thick schoolbag.
Lost in thought...
Today is only the second day of the Lunar New Year. What is Lin Yi doing with his schoolbag on his back? school starts? ?
Xu Ya started the live broadcast and approached with doubts.
Lin Yi was playing with the alpaca and saw Xu Ya coming back.
"Sister Xu Ya, you are back!"
Xu Ya nodded and pointed at Lin Yi's schoolbag, "What is this for?"
"Where are you going?"
Lin Yi said: "A red envelope."
"There are too many red envelopes to take."
Lin Yi's words left Xu Yaqian silent.
"Putting... red envelopes??"
I’ve seen pockets that are full, but... I’ve never seen pockets that can’t hold a book and a red envelope.
The audience in the live broadcast room also exploded.
"Wait...what did he say?"
"Is this schoolbag used to hold red envelopes?"
"There are too many red envelopes. I can't take them. Look, is this human language?"
"A school bag is a red envelope? I don't believe it... I really don't believe it!"
"Guangdong and Guangdong: science fiction film..."
"............"
Xu Ya expressed disbelief.
She has only been back for more than half a day. Has Lin Yi received so many red envelopes? ?
"Can I take a look?"
Lin Yi nodded.
I opened my schoolbag, and it was filled with red RMB.
There wasn't even a speck of green money in sight.
Xu Ya saw a lot of red RMB, and most of them were in whole bundles.
Very few are scattered...
"You...robbed a bank??"
This was Xu Ya's first thought.
Apart from robbing banks, she couldn't even imagine how anyone could have so many new red ones worth a whole stack of RMB!
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw the red RMB filled with schoolbags...
They only have so much new money when they see bank robbers in movies.
It was quite shocking that Lin Yi, an eight-year-old child, could see so much in his schoolbag.
"Fuck...fuck!! Everything is red!"
"I don't believe he didn't rob a bank!"
"Brother kid, where are you? I don't plan to sell you anymore. It's too ostentatious. I plan to rob you directly!!"
"Brother kid...what color sack do you like? I'll prepare it. Let me know first and pick me up at the door later..."
"Damn it... I can't even compare to a child in terms of financial resources. I am an NPC who is really just here to keep me company!"
"Little brother, be good, mom will save it for you, I won't touch you!"
"Dad helps you save! There is interest! I will give you an extra 100 yuan in interest every year!"
"............"
The audience in the live broadcast room began their deception.
Classic Ma Bangcun, with various speeches.
Lin Yi listened to what Xu Ya said... robbing a bank?
"Didn't steal it."
"They were all given by relatives, as well as the principal, Director Li and others."
"A lot of people gave it."
"I'm wondering if we should use the whole QR code collection..."
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ps: Second update.