mijobooks Chapter 74 Uncle from the Island? Oatmeal Guy?
Chapter 74 Uncle from the Island? Oatmeal Guy?
Lu Yiming sat in the bumpy back seat, looking at the message, completely speechless.
We're the [Legendary Criminals Chat Group]!
This place is home to the most notorious serial killers, high-IQ drug dealers, and ruthless killers...
How could "Oatmeal Bro" have infiltrated such a high-class and sophisticated group?
And you're using a picture of a beautiful woman as your profile picture. We all use knives, guns, and chemicals as our profile pictures, and you use a picture of a beautiful woman? You deserve to be called a "wheat cake" (a derogatory term for someone who is lazy and unreliable).
Che Guevara: You've reminded me.
Outlaw Zhang San: This group only has about two hundred people. Posting a few videos does not constitute the crime of spreading pornography. You can post them with confidence.
Harley Quinn: Send, send, send! Hurry up and send! Maybe I can lure out my puddin! (´▽`)ﾉ
……
Watching the chaotic scene unfold, Lu Yiming's lips twitched.
Don't we usually discuss how to dispose of a carcass, how to perfectly handle the body of a 173cm, 60kg pet?
Why did the art style change so quickly?
Uncle from the island: Ladies and gentlemen, I was once the powerful owner of Little St. James Island, controlling the lives of countless important figures. But I was framed by those hypocritical and treacherous American politicians and strangled in prison with a bedsheet. Now, I've been reborn! Now fallen to this state, just give me $50 for a KFC Crazy Thursday meal, and I'll send you the VIP list from back then, plus all those politicians' high-definition, uncensored pornographic videos!
Lu Yiming's pupils suddenly contracted.
Little St. James Island? Isn't that the infamous Lolita Island?!
Owner of Loli Island?
Isn't this the same Epstein whose portrait I saw on the "corporate culture wall" at the counterfeit money factory?!
The official cause of death for this man was suicide by hanging himself at the Manhattan Metropolitan Jail.
How could he say he was murdered?
It seems that the waters of that incident back then were deeper than the Mariana Trench!
Those hypocritical politicians are capable of anything to silence people.
His fingers flew across the screen.
Lu Yiming: How do I know if it's true or not? Send me two videos first.
"The uncle from the island" replied instantly, sending a video file directly to the group chat.
Lu Yiming didn't think much of it and subconsciously clicked on the video.
The screen flashed, and a distinctive blond, chubby face came into view.
Holy crap! Isn't that the president who drew the candlestick charts by hand?!
He was embracing a petite woman; the scene was utterly disgusting.
No wonder this guy made a confident promise before the election that he would announce the Lolita Island list as soon as he took office.
As a result, once he took the stage, he would get angry with anyone who dared to bring up the matter again.
Good grief, so you're a regular customer yourself! You've really figured out how to play the victim!
"Oh, mmm... Oh! Come on baby! Fxxk mi!"
The sharp, wanton, and decadent sounds were released.
Swish!
The police officers, who had been resting with their eyes closed, simultaneously opened their eyes and looked at Lu Yiming.
The SWAT officers' expressions shifted from shock to a knowing, knowing amusement.
The classmate sitting next to Lu Yiming coughed twice and winked at him:
"Ahem... Well, boss. If you need to cool down, I can take you to a good place, it's full of international students..."
"Go away! Go enjoy the scenery!"
Lu Yiming blushed, almost digging a three-bedroom apartment out of the helicopter with his toes.
He frantically pressed the volume down button.
Damn it, society is dead.
Looking at the group chat again, it was already in an uproar.
Let him send two paragraphs, and this old guy just can't stop.
Various videos were flooding the group chat.
Those politicians in suits on television, renowned scientists and philanthropists, and businessmen listed on the Forbes list.
They all displayed their most primal bestiality in the video.
The administrator finally couldn't sit still any longer.
Food critic Hannibal: Stop, stop, stop! Sir, please watch your behavior. If you keep spamming, I'll ban you.
Jack the Ripper: God, you Americans really know how to play tricks.
Lu Yiming quickly selected and saved all the videos, fearing they might be removed by the administrators later.
Immediately afterwards, he typed: Didn't you commit suicide?
The uncle from the island: These politicians were afraid I'd say something inappropriate, so they bribed a prison guard to strangle me! If any of you are willing to help me kill them in America to get revenge, I'll give you all this dirt on me for free!
As he spoke, he sent over a PDF list that was hundreds of pages long.
Lu Yiming glanced at it casually, and the more he looked, the more alarmed he became.
This document records names ranging from core leaders of both parties to powerful governors, financial tycoons, and several top Hollywood directors.
He swallowed hard, his fingers trembling slightly.
If I offend any important person in the future, or if that old fox Gu Qiu dares to make things difficult for me.
Just pick a few videos from here and post them on Twitter!
Just then, a line of words appeared in front of him.
[The counterfeit money time has ended]
[Drawing ability reset, Agility +0.5, Drawing knowledge +1, Greed +1.5, Berserk +1]
Since we have nothing else to do, let's check the stats panel.
He opened his personal panel.
Nickname: Lu Yiming
Position: Chief of the Fremont Police Department Homicide Unit, California (Promotion grants 0.5 points)
Intelligence: 1.4 (↑0.05) [After receiving red envelopes from Old White and the painter, you gained basic chemistry and painting knowledge, resulting in a slight increase in intelligence.]
Strength: 1.4 [Unchanged; you still possess a powerful and explosive physique.]
Charm: 2.0 (↑0.2) [After becoming a team leader, your charm value will increase significantly. Be careful of the female police officers who are eyeing you covetously.]
Rationality: 1 (↑1) [After using Lao Bai's red envelope, you can control your emotions and calmly handle problems when facing a crisis.]
Perception: 2.6 [You have a very keen intuition for danger.]
Agility: 1.6 (↑0.5) [After using the artist's red envelope, your hand-eye coordination has improved. Now, if ten bullets are fired at the same time, you can dodge two.]
Looking at the slightly increased attributes, I pondered for a while.
Intelligence and Strength are the two most difficult attributes to improve.
The improvement gained from stealing bribes from criminals is negligible; only the attribute points gained from promotions can quickly boost these two attributes.
Without hesitation, he immediately added all 0.5 points from the promotion to his intelligence!
Suddenly, he felt a jolt in his brain.
My previously sluggish thinking became clear.
Those case mysteries that I couldn't understand on ordinary days, the subtext in Gu Qiu's words, and the puzzles that I couldn't solve when I was a child suddenly became clear.
This is a clear-headed understanding of everything, not the self-righteousness of some stupid black intellectual.
Intelligence: 1.9 (↑0.5) [Your IQ has undergone a qualitative leap. Your thinking speed now surpasses that of 90% of humans.]
But then he looked down at the unsettling red area.
[Frenzy Value]
Berserk: 2.5 (↑1) [When provoked, you are extremely prone to igniting and going berserk.]
Arrogance: 2.5 (↑1.5) [In your eyes, all living beings are nothing more than ants that can be crushed at will. You begin to despise life from the bottom of your heart.]
Greed: 3.1 (↑1.5) [Your thirst for power and wealth has become an insatiable black hole. You want to turn Fremont, and even the whole of California, into your own private domain.]
He instinctively hugged the canvas bag containing two million real bills tightly to his chest.
He used to think it was an astronomical sum, but now he feels it's far too little.
Compared to the tycoons on the Lolita Island list who control billions of assets, my little bit of money is nothing!
He wants to seize all the money from these political and business figures!
Bloodlust: 0.5 (↓1) [You reduced your bloodlust level through Sand Slaughter]
Laziness: 0.3 [You still need to work hard for your ambitions]
Sexuality: 3 [If all else fails, find two women.]
Binge eating: 1.0 [Your craving for blood has not subsided]
Previously, he had been deliberately reducing the frequency of using red envelopes.
However, in this counterfeit money case, two red envelopes were used at once.
The red value has increased again.
Drop drop drop.
He just inserted the SIM card into his phone.
The moment the signal came in, a phone call came in.
He is Butcher, the boss of the Fremont West District mob.
"Friend, you've done what you asked me to do."
Lu Yiming smiled.
Prior to this, he had guessed that the counterfeit money syndicate would go to the underworld to gather information.
I've already spoken to the butcher beforehand.
The butcher on the other end of the phone chuckled: "I've taken care of your matter. Shouldn't I make some arrangements for mine too?"
"That batch of weapons can't be left to gather dust any longer; I'm going to the state capital soon."
Lu Yiming glanced at the police officers who were counting money and were loyal to him.
"Don't worry, I've arranged everything on my end."