mijobooks Chapter 78 I've realized! Using the outhouse is the only true way to become a god!
Chapter 78 I've realized! Using the outhouse is the only true way to become a god!
Ares's "performance review" went so smoothly it was practically a massacre.
The so-called "Twilight Council," this group of elites who could overthrow a nation from the outside, were as fragile as a group of ants trampled into puddles in front of the God of War who had completely unleashed his fighting instincts.
Less than three minutes.
Blood flowed like a river inside the cave.
Apart from the old vampire who, with the strength accumulated over his long life, transformed into countless blood bats and clung to life amidst the storm of attacks, the rest of the council members had already turned into a pile of shattered parts and minced flesh.
The thick stench of blood, mixed with the smell of burnt engine oil and ozone, almost solidified, turning this underground space into a veritable slaughterhouse.
The Gold Saints at the entrance of the passage were all completely dumbfounded.
Their eyes were fixed on the blood-soaked figure in the arena, their minds blank.
"Am I seeing things? Is that really Ares?" Cancer Deathmask rubbed his eyes hard, wondering if he was having a nightmare.
How did that good-for-nothing who jumped into a well and became withdrawn just two days ago because he blew up a toilet become so fierce all of a sudden?
This reckless madness, this pure fighting spirit, is even more terrifying than when we fought against the giants in the mythical era!
"His divine power... has become stronger." Camus, the Aquarius, had a dry voice. He could clearly sense that Ares's divine power fluctuations were far more solid and violent than when he was on Olympus.
"No, it's not about becoming stronger."
Mu, an Aries, had deep, penetrating eyes. He seemed to have seen through the essence of things and used his mental power to transmit his voice to everyone.
"His heart has changed."
"Look at his eyes, still numb, still empty, but deep down, there's something new."
Aiolia instinctively asked, "What is it?"
"Target." Mu's voice echoed in everyone's minds. "The Ares of the past fought for the sake of fighting, killed for the sake of killing; his power was a chaotic outpouring. But now, he fights for his master! All his power has a single direction, a single outlet!"
"He was not committing massacres."
"He's proving to his husband that he's still useful!"
"He's... meeting the KPIs set by his boss!"
Mu's analysis was like a thunderbolt, shattering the fixed mindsets of all the Gold Saints.
They looked again at Ares, who was fighting in a pool of blood, and then glanced at Lin Fan, who had been standing not far away with his hands behind his back and hadn't even raised his eyelids.
An extreme sense of absurdity and extreme shock exploded in their hearts at the same time.
So... cleaning the outhouse really is a form of spiritual practice?
A mysterious Eastern cultivation practice that can transform even deities and give them a new life?
In an instant, the eyes of all the Gold Saints changed.
The sympathy and disdain in their gazes toward Ares vanished, replaced by an undisguised envy, even jealousy.
They also want to use the toilet!
They also wanted to experience this advanced cultivation that could even transform gods!
Aiolia, in particular, was so anxious that he scratched his head and cheeks as he watched Ares steal the spotlight.
What a loss!
We've lost so much money!
If I had known that using the toilet would have such a miraculous effect, I should have risked my life to grab it back then!
No, when I get back this time, I must ask the master for permission so that the next spot to use the outhouse can only be mine! For the sake of the meat soup, and also for the sake of my spiritual practice!
Just as the Saint Seiya warriors were deep in thought, the battle on the field was nearing its end.
"That's enough!"
The old vampire let out a shriek; if the fight continued, his long life would end there.
He held back no longer, and the blood bats suddenly gathered in the sky!
"Blood Sacrifice! Eternal Night Descends!"
He raised his hands high, as if offering a sacrifice to some unspeakable being.
The light in the entire cave was instantly drained, and an aura a hundred times colder and more sinister than before erupted!
His shriveled body visibly swelled, his skin turned as white as paper, his fangs protruded, and his back tore through the air, unfurling a pair of enormous bat wings that devoured light!
In the blink of an eye, the frail, white-haired old man vanished, replaced by a terrifying demon over five meters tall, emanating a stench of sulfur and death!
This is the true form of the vampire prince!
"Die, you insect!"
After transforming, the prince's strength and speed increase several times over!
With a roar, he transformed into a twisted blood shadow, instantly traversing space and appearing before Ares, his claws gleaming with black demonic light plunging straight for Ares' heart!
Although Ares was brave, his divine power was not yet at its peak.
Faced with the desperate vampire prince, he was momentarily overwhelmed and forced to retreat step by step.
"Sir! I..."
Ares was getting anxious; he was afraid he would mess up the presentation.
Lin Fan still did not turn around.
He broke the silence, albeit somewhat impatiently.
"It's so noisy."
"It's just a fight, why make such a fuss?"
"Can't a person even look at the trees in peace?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he held up one finger.
With a gentle tap, he aimed at the demon that was unleashing its full power.
No sound.
There are no lighting effects.
There wasn't even the slightest energy fluctuation.
But the arrogant vampire prince, with his enormous demonic body, suddenly froze in mid-air.
The ferocity and rage on his face instantly froze into eternal astonishment.
He slowly lowered his head.
Look at your own body with eyes that have seen the gods, no, eyes that have seen the end of all things.
His fingertips are turning to ashes.
Then came the hands, arms, body...
That indestructible demonic body is being annihilated inch by inch, silently and irreversibly.
"What... kind of... power is this...?"
He struggled to utter his last words.
Then, with a soft "poof," his entire body turned into a handful of black ash, which drifted away in the wind.
Quiet.
A deathly silence once again enveloped the entire cave.
Ares stared blankly at the empty battlefield before him.
The Gold Saints stared blankly at Lin Fan's nonchalant back view.
Their knees began to buckle once again.
However, at this very moment...
"Boom!"
The entire pyramid, no, the entire earth, began to tremble violently!
In the center of the cave, the golden pool formed from the essence of divine power began to boil wildly, bubbling up with bubbles the size of millstones!
A vast divine power, ten thousand times more terrifying than the vampire prince from before and ten thousand times more ancient than the two obsidian guards, slowly awakened from the deepest part of the pool!
An aged, dignified voice, imbued with the vicissitudes of countless years, resounded directly into the depths of everyone's soul.
"Who...is it...?"
"In...my...bedroom..."
"Loud...commotion?"