Pretty idiots are born to be played with and ruined by their husbands.

Chapter 112 I Do... Zhou Gangxun...

"But Zhou Gangxun..." Ruan Zhijuan had another question. He pulled at Zhou Gangxun's eyelids with his fingers and looked directly at him, saying, "Why did my diary end up on you? I clearly put it in my desk drawer."

"..." Zhou Gangxun couldn't look away guiltily. He frowned and looked like he was thinking along with Ruan Zhijuan in confusion. He analyzed the accusation without blushing or flustering, "It was done by an evil spirit."

Ruan Zhijuan thought it made sense. He nodded and glanced at Zhou Gangxun sideways. "I think so too. You wouldn't peek at my diary, right, Zhou Gangxun? It's wrong to peek at someone else's diary. How could you peek at someone else's diary?"

"Mmm, wife." Zhou Gangxun responded, his cheek rubbing against Ruan Zhijuan's skin, but he was never a good person to begin with.

He not only wanted to read his wife's diary, but also to memorize it so that it could be engraved in his coffin and burned for himself after his death.

His wife said he was very good at pleasing him, calling him "husband"...

Ruan Zhijuan, her head tilted to the side from being nudged, muttered, "Zhou Gangxun, I saw some small padlocks for sale in the store. You can get a whole bunch for just a few dollars. We can buy them and lock up all the important things in the house..."

Important things...

Zhou Gangxun squinted, imagining the scene: his wife's diary, her favorite cans of potato chips, and pretty stickers were all locked up, along with her underwear...

"Wife, the evil spirit is gone now."

Zhou Gangxun's voice carried a hint of barely perceptible stubbornness. As he spoke, he darkly reached into his pants pocket and tucked the mint green underwear he had put in earlier even deeper.

After hiding it, Zhou Gangxun started thinking about the lock.

He could steal a padlock, thread a rope through it, and wear it around his neck. If his wife asked, he could say that she had sleepwalked in her dream and forced him to wear it.

"Zhou Gangxun".

Ruan Zhijuan called Zhou Gangxun's name again, touching the sparkling diamond wedding ring on her ring finger. "When you called my name back, why did you call me Lin Dazhuang? Do you know Lin Dazhuang?" Ruan Zhijuan couldn't understand how Zhou Gangxun knew about Lin Dazhuang; he hadn't even written about him in his diary.

Zhou Gangxun looked at Ruan Zhijuan, turned over, and nestled his own five fingers, which were also adorned with wedding rings, between Ruan Zhijuan's fingers. He kissed the top of Ruan Zhijuan's head and said, "Because I had a dream."

Yang Siyan had previously said that he and Ruan Zhijuan had a predestined relationship in their past lives, but due to various reasons, they were unable to cultivate that relationship. Since the relationship was not yet over, they were bound to have some entanglement in this life.

It's probably because it wasn't repaired that it could only end up in a grave with the dead.

"In my dream, I had just finished a business meeting and was on my way back to Hong Kong when a landslide blocked the highway, so I went to a nearby village," Zhou Gangxun said unhurriedly. "I stayed in a spare house that had been cleared out in the village."

"There was a boy in the village named Lin Dazhuang who would secretly come to see me. He would watch me wear a suit, see what I was doing in my room, and even secretly watch me take a shower. He would peek through the cracks in the wall or the door until I finished showering."

When Ruan Zhijuan heard Zhou Gangxun's words, her almond-shaped eyes widened suddenly, and she opened her mouth in astonishment. How could he have been peeping at someone taking a bath?

"Sometimes, he would sneak into my room at night, take off my clothes, and touch and kiss me by the moonlight." That's how Zhou Huaigou was, blaming what he had done to Ruan Zhijuan in the past on Ruan Zhijuan now. "I didn't dare to make a sound, afraid that he would hit me, so I could only pretend to be asleep and cooperate with him."

Zhou Gangxun whispered in Ruan Zhijuan's ear, kissing him as if complaining, "He hasn't touched an inch of my skin. Don't you think he's awful? He's seen my whole body, and nobody wants me anymore."

"Wow...wow..." Ruan Zhijuan's eyes widened as she listened to Zhou Gangxun's words, and she kept making soft exclamations. How could he be such a person? He went to rip off Zhou Gangxun's clothes and...and even touched Zhou Gangxun. Zhou Gangxun's dreams were all wrong! Wrong!

Hmph, Zhou Gangxun is spreading rumors about him.

Ruan Zhijuan angrily questioned Zhou Gangxun, saying, "Then...then why didn't you lock the door? All the doors in the village can be locked. You just let him in and touch you like that?"

Zhou Gangxun swallowed hard and bluntly stated, "Because I want you to touch me, wife. I wish I could strip naked and send myself to your bed."

Ruan Zhijuan's ears rang and burned. He felt Zhou Gangxun kissing him and taking off his clothes, leaving him with nothing. He mumbled in a daze, "Zhou Gangxun, why are you taking off my clothes...?"

It seems like I've been scammed again.

Ruan Zhijuan watched a TV series that said all men are like this: if you talk to him about feelings, he will take off your clothes while you are talking; if you tell him you are sad, your clothes will be gone again while you are talking.

Zhou Gangxun did the same; after just a few words, he stripped off all his clothes.

Ruan Zhijuan wrapped her arms around Zhou Gangxun's waist, but she liked being like this by Zhou Gangxun.

Maybe... he's pretty... you know... a flirt.

He checked the dictionary and found that the word had other meanings, which is what he was referring to now.

Ruan Zhijuan's face grew redder and redder as he thought about it, and he felt like he was going to run out of oxygen. He looked at Zhou Gangxun, who was also naked and had really stripped himself naked and offered himself to him.

Two hearts, pressed against each other's skin without any cover, pounded and beat.

Every inch of blood in the body seemed to stop abruptly, then rapidly expand, explode, and heat up... heat up...

Zhou Gangxun's voice was hoarse. "A few days later, the road was repaired and reopened to traffic, and we went home together."

"Registering for marriage, in the church, in front of parents, relatives, friends, and thousands of white doves, exchanging rings, and making vows, whether in good times or bad, in wealth or poverty, in health or sickness, in joy or sorrow, I will always love you, cherish you, and be faithful to you..."

Zhou Gangxun kissed Ruan Zhijuan's upturned neck, tightening his grip on her hand, "Until forever and ever..."

He even felt that it was because he hadn't been able to put the ring on Ruan Zhijuan's finger, because he wasn't firm enough, and because his fingers weren't obedient enough, that their relationship had gone through so many twists and turns.

Ruan Zhijuan's mind was warm and hazy; she wanted to cry, yet also wanted to close her eyes. "I do... Zhou Gangxun..."

"I do..." He responded to Zhou Gangxun immediately, just like he had seen in TV dramas, even though Zhou Gangxun's statement was one that would never change.

Zhou Gangxun gently massaged the back of Ruan Zhijuan's neck and kissed his ear. "I know, you're willing."

"After the wedding, we went on our honeymoon, skiing, seeing penguins, watching the aurora borealis, diving..."

"I have dogs, one or two; I rented a farm and raised lambs, ponies, deer..."

"Our home gradually filled with things that belonged to just the two of us. We would sleep in each other's arms until we naturally woke up every day, and take our dog for a walk on the beach after dinner. Day after day, year after year, we lived together."

"Until you turn a hundred years old, you'll become a little old man."

Ruan Zhijuan became anxious upon hearing that she had turned into a little old man, and crawled closer to Zhou Gangxun's face, "Then...then...will I still look good when I become a little old man?"

"You're beautiful." Zhou Gangxun kissed Ruan Zhijuan's eyebrows and eyes. How could she not be beautiful? "You're more beautiful than me, so I worry every day that you'll be snatched away by other old men and women. I stay by your side every step of the way. When my legs are bad, I use my cane and wheelchair to chase after you."

"Hmph, of course," Ruan Zhijuan hummed to herself with a smug smile. "Then, then you have to tell me to wait for you and walk slowly, and I won't let you chase me." Zhou Gangxun was old and his legs were all broken; how could she let him chase her?

Zhou Gangxun's eyes burned. He buried his face in Ruan Zhijuan's body and took a deep breath. How could his wife be so obedient?

If he gets too old to keep up, he should put a dog leash on his wife and drag her around with him.

Clearly, Zhou Gangxun never empathized with his past self at different times.

"Until one day, the little old man in my dream got sleepy and wanted to sleep for a very long time. I promised him I would come to find him."

Zhou Gangxun hugged Ruan Zhijuan tightly, "I've found her. She's already my wife. Whether it's Ruan Zhijuan or Lin Dazhuang, you're still my wife."

Ruan Zhijuan's vision was blurry with moisture; in Zhou Gangxun's dream, he seemed very happy.

Ruan Zhijuan was so happy that she wondered if she had misremembered. In fact, in her previous life, she had not been sold to the old blind man, nor had she been pushed to her death by him. Instead, she had truly spent her whole life with Zhou Gangxun.

Perhaps it was because she was too happy, but Ruan Zhijuan wanted to give Zhou Gangxun something. Her face flushed red, and she said in a daze, "Zhou Gangxun... I want to do that with you, the thing they do when they have a baby..."

As Zhou Gangxun buried his face in Ruan Zhijuan's neck, a sudden roar filled his mind. Hot blood rushed in, and he went deaf again, only able to hear the sound of thick blood flowing and the words his wife had just spoken...

The man can't have children, but he will listen to his wife until she can.

"it is good."