mijobooks Chapter 75 What is a 9-bedroom apartment per square meter?
Chapter 75 What is a 9-bedroom apartment per square meter?
Chapter 75 What is a nine-bedroom apartment of ten square meters?
"Good morning, Brother Hui."
Li Youye arrived at the classroom yawning repeatedly, his dark circles under his eyes clearly indicating severe sleep deprivation.
In addition, the neck dislocation that was obvious yesterday has recovered somewhat today.
"morning."
Bai Hui looked at him, his lips moving slightly, and his voice suddenly rang in Li Youye's heart—this was one of the gains Bai Hui had made this morning when he tried to devour the long-tongued parrot.
It can be considered a kind of subtle technique for focusing sound into a line and transmitting sound secretly.
But unlike conventional methods, Bai Hui also incorporated some strange theories about long-tongued parrots into it.
Conversations are now much more private.
While it may seem to erode or pollute the rationality of the person you are talking to to some extent—but the degree is at most equivalent to idle daydreaming, which is negligible compared to its enhancement in terms of secrecy.
"How much do you know about the high school league?"
"High school league?"
Li Youye didn't find it strange that Bai Hui's voice appeared in his mind. Hearing this, he casually said, "I saw online that it's a competition that many cities hold regularly to deal with certain special mortgage slaves."
On the surface, the program uses the "Demon Weapon - House Bag" or private martial arts training slots to motivate students to strive for excellence in martial arts.
But in reality, it's using the enthusiasm of young people to deal with those—uncontrollable and bizarre housing problems.
"Strange?"
Bai Hui caught the key phrase: "How so?"
Li Youye thought for a moment and said, "It's a strange tale about mortgage slaves—they are extremely sensitive to fluctuations in housing prices, shared area, interior decoration, and so on."
Once you're "burdened" with a house bag, you basically can't take it off. And although this thing is a portable shelter, because of its strange logic, it actually erodes the concept of "per capita living space".
In order to grow, some mortgage slaves will try every means to increase the value of their mortgage.
Therefore, they began to make haphazard modifications.
Things like cramped living spaces, nine-bedroom apartments in ten square meters, and indoor mazes.
This kind of thing can only be handled by young people, because older generations of martial artists will subconsciously try to understand the logic behind it.
Li Youye explained to Bai Hui what he knew about the competition, as well as some of the pitfalls involved.
He spoke softly and fluently as he introduced these things, and judging from his usual behavior before "Li Youmo" took over, he had clearly done a thorough review.
There's even a high probability they've mentally prepared a draft beforehand!
"—So, don't waste too much energy dealing with people from other schools."
The main focus should be on observing and reflecting on the rules and characteristics of the mortgage slaves we need to deal with.
In addition, there are many similar leagues, and the core crisis—or rather, the highest reward—is basically all kinds of magical artifacts.
This was the fastest and most efficient way for us to acquire magical artifacts during our high school years.
It will be of considerable help to us when we take the college entrance exam in the future—but it will only help us barely keep up with the pace of university life.
Because truly good and powerful magical artifacts are unlikely to be offered as rewards. In terms of the quality and quantity of magical artifacts we acquire, what we need to fight tooth and nail to obtain is far less than what families like Tian Qiyuan's can access.
As for Tian Qiyuan's family, they only have some status in our Yuncheng, and they're not even considered top-tier. Otherwise, he wouldn't need to attend a public school.
As Li Youye spoke, he yawned more and more frequently, and his eyelids seemed to be glued shut, making it difficult for him to open them.
Before he could finish speaking, he slumped onto his desk and fell into a deep sleep.
Bai Hui remained expressionless, inwardly analyzing everything Li Youye had just said.
Because his sanity level is currently too low, this level of information is unlikely to have any negative impact on him.
As Bai Hui pondered, his brain gradually began to heat up.
But after the temperature rose to a certain level, it strangely stopped increasing. A chill that penetrated to the bone marrow quietly spread from Bai Hui's skull, helping him to stay physically calm.
Yes.
Thanks to the double-door refrigerator and the aid of [simple lines].
Bai Hui has also mastered the basics of the "Frosty Bone Ice Heart Technique".
Currently at LV.1, his bones contain a trace of frost, which can be released under certain special circumstances. Through the stimulation of cold, Bai Hui can remain calm and clear-headed.
The basics of this mental cultivation method are not difficult to grasp, but mastering it is somewhat troublesome. To reach a certain level of proficiency, one must immerse oneself in a refrigerator or similar environment.
The temperature required for cultivation will also decrease continuously.
Leaving aside other aspects, it does consume a lot of electricity.
After the second period in the morning, students from each class went to the playground for morning exercises during the long break, in accordance with school rules.
As a result, some rumors that had been brewing overnight began to spread among the students as they gathered.
At this age, people who stand out from the crowd are very likely to attract attention and gossip.
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Especially when everyone is wearing the same school uniform, a few guys wearing masks stand out a bit.
Given that these individuals are all reasonably attractive and have a decent demeanor, and their midterm exams have just ended, the question arises: "Why are they wearing masks? They look so pretentious!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down! Don't you know that one of those people is the top student in the grade this year?"
"Who? The one who defeated someone in the ring and then stomped on them until they vomited blood?"
"More than that! It's said that his opponent was so angry that he went horribly distorted, and was forcibly beaten back into human form by him!"
"Hiss! So fierce?!"
"Someone saw them leaving school together yesterday at noon, and when they came back in the afternoon, they were all wearing masks."
Why?
"I don't know—but I heard they practiced together around noon?"
"Why would you need to wear a mask while practicing kung fu?"
"You don't understand, do you? I've heard there's a martial art that you can only learn in the second year of high school, called the Heart-Moving Form-Expanding Technique," which requires the stirrings of youthful passion to practice—
This martial art, it is said—"
"Huh?! Could it be that they were kissing—kissing—"
"I don't know, but there were four boys and two girls—I heard that the girl who was second in the grade also wanted to go, but she was stopped by the second-ranked student and couldn't go. As a result, she was the only one not wearing a mask during afternoon classes."
"I also heard something else, that the top student in the grade seems to get along quite well with two girls in the class —"
The more bizarre and taboo a rumor is, the faster and wider it spreads!
Although Bai Hui didn't seem to care much about it, he was still called to Li Bindao's office after his morning exercise.
"You brat, I heard you're dating someone?"
Bai Hui: "?"
Li Bin said earnestly, "At your age, with decent martial arts skills and good health, it's normal to feel restless."
But you can't be in such a hurry!
And it's caused such a big fuss! Forget about practicing the "Heartbeat Form Expansion Technique," one wrong move and your life is ruined, do you understand?!
Bai Hui was speechless, but thinking of how good Li Bin had been to him, he immediately decided to give a proper explanation.
He looked around mysteriously, then whispered, "Teacher Li, you've misunderstood. I wear a mask because my tongue is deformed—"
As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue.
Looking at the bright red tongue that could stretch up to fifteen centimeters, Li Bin exclaimed in astonishment, "A mutation?! How did you train? Were you corrupted by a long-tongued parrot?! That shouldn't be possible. With your skill level, how could you—"
Before he could finish speaking, his expression changed again: "And what about the others?!"
Bai Hui's mask revealed a distorted tongue that could be propelled 15 centimeters, and there was a faint trace of some kind of powerful energy mixed in—what about the others?!
Could it be—
Are these kids practicing such fancy moves?!
"They ate something bad and hurt their mouths—they'll be fine in a few days, Teacher Li, don't worry."
"
"Did you eat something bad?"
Bai Hui then explained how the group of them had been slightly affected by the "Supreme Appetite" because Tian Qiyuan had said something wrong and violated a taboo, causing them to gnaw on their plates.
"—You've got guts! So what are you planning to do now?" Li Bin said irritably. "Rumors are flying everywhere in school right now. We just wiped out one wave of gossipy parrots, and now a new batch is converging on you guys!"
"Just put up with it!" Bai Hui said nonchalantly. "You grow faster when there's pressure!"
Li Bin laughed angrily: "I'm not worried about you and me, but what about the others? I heard that in your little group, there's someone who hasn't condensed their Heart Qi yet?"
"His situation is somewhat special." Bai Hui hesitated slightly, but still decided to keep Li Youye's identity a secret.
But she still said, "Don't worry, Teacher Li, I'll keep a close eye on them and make sure nothing happens to them!"
"You brat—"
Li Bin glared at Bai Hui, thinking to himself, "You're the one who's the most troublesome!"
He then instructed Bai Hui that if any special circumstances arose, he must report them to the school teachers immediately, and not try to be clever on his own.
Bai Hui readily agreed. Then Li Bindao asked Bai Hui about his recent cultivation progress. Bai Hui picked out some things he could talk about, which pleased Li Bindao greatly. He thought to himself that he could brag to Old Liu again.
The teacher and student chatted for a while, then Li Bin told Bai Hui to go back to class, but before leaving, he asked, "By the way, Bai Hui, is that 'Supreme Appetite' really that delicious?"
Bai Hui turned around in surprise and said, "You even ate the plate? What do you think?"
Upon hearing this, Li Bindao subconsciously licked his lips: "Alright—go back now, study hard, practice your skills, and stop thinking about nonsense all day."
Bai Hui said thoughtfully, "Don't worry, Teacher Li. Once I'm a bit stronger and have a better grasp of Auntie Chu's abilities, I'll invite you and your wife to my home for a nice meal!"
Li Bin laughed and scolded, "Get lost, you brat, hehehehe—"
Bai Hui also left the office with a smile.
After leaving the house, Bai Hui's smile gradually faded.
With the added benefit of being linked to the cook, and through familiarity with Li Bindao —
Bai Hui vaguely sensed that Li Bindao's physique seemed to be affected by his "gluttony," which was why it had become so bloated.
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