Is what you're learning correct?

Chapter 35 might be familiar, but it's unlikely to be very familiar.

Let those people do whatever they want. Lu Chi rolled back to his side, curled up on the sofa, and frantically typed on his phone, his long fingers typing at lightning speed. He still had a father to take care of, so it was good to be busy.

[Lu Chi: Eunuch Zhou, I've ordered two pieces of chuck from Lu's Beef, Horse and Mutton Shop. Remember to bring them with you when you come.]

[Zhou Zijin: You motherfucker! You can call me Dad, you can call me Brother-in-law, you can call me Zijin Gongjin, or even Duke Zhou! What's Duke Zhou anyway? Tomorrow Xiaozhi will stab you like a pig!]

[Lu Chi: Is it possible that Sister Zhi's true nature is four-dimensional? I've already ordered vegetables from that same grocery store.]

[Zhou Zijin: What else? Hurry up! Incontinence is a disease!]

Just then, the door opened, a gust of cold wind blew, and Bo Caiyan tiptoed behind Lu Chi, held her breath, and used her hands as claws. Then, a huge, fluffy, gray-blue cat head slowly rose up next to the person's head on the other side of the sofa, with eyes like a constable arresting a petty scoundrel on the spot.

"Hiccup!"

Bo Caiyan was so shocked that she burped out in fright.

"Comrade Bo Caiyan, you..."

"Bang!" Without a word, Bo Caiyan suddenly hugged him tightly, the impact making a dull thud. Her arms were wrapped around Lu Chi's waist. "Thank you, I owe you my life! I'm sorry, I don't think I have anything to repay you with!"

Lu Chi raised his hands, stuck out his buttocks, and grinned.

I got carried away with the excitement.

Yes, let's not mince words. The reason we went to all that trouble to carry her out was because we didn't want this sweet and soft little woman to be hard and crunchy. But her breasts are so fragrant and soft, like a freshly baked bun, steaming hot and instantly intoxicating.

After a long, tight hug, Bo Caiyan belatedly and slowly backed away, melting into the sofa. Her cheeks and eyes were slightly red, like a cat facing a formidable enemy, staring at Sang Biao: "Cough, what a strong and big cat bug!"

"It's quite sudden. You've hugged me way too many times today, haven't you?" Lu Chi threw himself onto the sofa like a zombie. "Weren't you guys supposed to film some scenes first? Why are you here again?"

"Look at you, um, where is it? Some of them have baggage, some have a persona, I don't, I play myself."

"No, you just blurted it out like that? We're at the cat house, it's not convenient right now."

Bo Caiyan reached out, trying to seduce Sang Biao, but Sang Biao was already a seasoned cat king, passing through countless flowers without a single petal clinging to him. His little tricks were laughable: "Why is it ignoring me?"

"It's a cat!"

"I know it's a cat, but why is it ignoring me?"

"It's a cat!"

Bo Caiyan gave Lu Chi a strange look, her eyes deep and unfathomable, like black amber reflecting flickering firelight: "Are you satisfied with the contract?"

"If you keep spending like this, your production team must be really strapped for cash, right?"

"So you're satisfied? It's the same no matter where the show is filmed, but I wanted to come here to see you!"

The two were clearly in a situation like underground party members meeting – they weren't familiar with each other, but their lives were at stake. Yet, Bo Caiyan could casually utter some very niche phrases, displaying a kind of obsessive-compulsive social genius.

Lu Chi is used to lecturing those abstract, bumbling guys in Class 13. He's an eighteen-year-old sunny boy, and if he were to swear like that, it would be a brain fart. It's more painful to deal with someone who isn't swearing than to kill him. So much so that if someone is even slightly normal, he doesn't even know how to respond.

Bo Caiyan suddenly looked up, stared intently, and pointed at someone with the husky-like expression: "Hahaha, Xiao Chunan is such a loser!"

"???"

Ber, sis, is there any work available?

"After I left, did you secretly listen to my songs under the covers? Wasn't it heavenly? Did your back and knees ache this morning?" Bo Caiyan casually curled her legs up on the sofa and picked up her phone. "Which one do you like best... wait... you didn't even listen, did you!"

"Say something!"

"The wounds of betrayal never heal! Hey, where are you going?"

"Cooking..." Lu Chi had never encountered anything like this before, so he simply laid it all out: "I've been messing around with you bunch of junk all day without even getting a sip of water, and I'm supposed to be listening to music...

"That's right! They're back! They're all back! They looked just like this, half-dead, when they saved me, little brother!"

"Thank you for the compliment, you too!"

"Hey, let me ask you this, what if I..."

"Dead?" Lu Chi slammed his fist on the basin, the steel wool flying as he rubbed it. "Carrying corpses is expensive. In the mountains, people who die are buried in a place with good feng shui. They dig them up in the spring and sell them as Gundams for a good price. That university down there must have passed by on their way here. The shortage of cadavers has exploded!"

"Clam?"

"It's fake. Just bury it in snow and have someone carry it. That way, you can prevent smaller animals from getting disfigured and avoid trouble from the family members when they come to claim them."

"Hey, you've encountered this before?"

"The more daring they are to cause trouble, the more likely the families will make a scene. If it's too embarrassing, our local area will also lose face. Besides, a large part of the rescue team is composed of volunteers, so it's quite a blow to our sense of conviction."

"Is it a lot?"

"There aren't many, but they always leave a lasting impression. And those outdoor enthusiasts seem to pop up everywhere like Pokémon, it's really unbearable..."

"Isn't this place very close to a nature reserve? They say there are Siberian tigers and Amur leopards here, so why would anyone come to a place like this?"

"It can't possibly get that bad? They can't even get past wild boars and lynxes! Those things are everywhere!" Lu Chi cursed. "Damn it! Every year I have to carry several baskets of rubbish out by hand and foot. Do you think I don't have any work of my own?"

"Oh...you're pretty impressive..." Bo Caiyan straightened up and looked towards the kitchen, a sudden thought popping into her head: "Are we going to slaughter a wild boar tomorrow too?"

"You're really dreaming." Lu Chi also had a sudden thought: "Does your production team eat leftovers? You put so much effort into the contract, I feel like you should at least provide a meal tomorrow. I'm a bit lazy right now."

Bo Caiyan's eyes lit up: "Broken basket rice?"

"Hmm... never mind... I can't afford to lose face... I'd better just be more diligent..."

They chatted casually for over an hour. Lu Chi was busy in the kitchen, thinking that Bo Caiyan would be quiet, but she was actually playing cheesy videos on speakerphone, giving heart gestures, likes, and shares. She was busy making noises, and then she kept laughing along with the voices in the videos.

A quick glance at the content reveals that even Zhu Shulan wouldn't watch this, finding it childish and low-brow.

emmmmm...

Berbro, you've grown up to look like that, is it appropriate for you to be watching this stuff? Let's not talk about drinking morning dew and eating fallen petals, living a life untouched by the world, but if you listen to a domineering CEO novel, it has more spiritual core than this stuff.

"Hmm? Is dinner ready?" Bo Caiyan asked calmly, casually putting away her phone. "This fireplace is so cozy, I almost fell asleep!"

Lu Chi grinned in disgust: "Isn't it you? How can you treat your savior like this? You didn't even bother to go into the kitchen and offer a little something!"

"Me? I'll go into the kitchen?" Bo Caiyan looked remarkably like an old friend, then her eyes pleaded with a clear, innocent expression: "I'm lazy! I'm completely useless and don't know anything about farming. Chef Lu, you can't save my life only to take it away from me, can you? Wouldn't that be a waste of your time?"

"6!"

What she said made perfect sense, and Lu Chi was speechless.