mijobooks Chapter 310 Ban: I Want to Be Your Mentor
Chapter 310 Ban: I Want to Be Your Mentor
Chapter 310 Ban: I Want to Be Your Mentor
As we all know—
While the Uchiha clan has a host of problems—such as, as the Second Hokage said, their tendency to become extreme after awakening their Sharingan, and as mentioned in the comments, being easily deceived, a clan adept at imagining tragic, beautiful women, and being the anti-peace advocates, etc.—
But essentially—
The Uchiha clan, including Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Sasuke, and others, has a common problem: their thinking is overly rigid, pedantic, and naive!
Their honesty lies not in appearance, but in their inner qualities.
For example, seeing someone asking them in the comments—
If you only had one spot and had to say these lyrics to one person, who would you say them to?
Based on their instinctive cognitive automation, all the Uchiha present subconsciously began to think.
Not just the Uchiha clan, but many people who saw this comment started thinking about who they would sing this song to.
Singing: "I want to be your slave, and I want to be your master. I even want to be a clown, just to make you laugh. I want to be your plaything, your mentor, to make you fall in love, and then leave gracefully—"
When Obito Uchiha heard this question, he even took an awkward step back!
His social circle wasn't large; it consisted mainly of his classmates from school and his colleagues from the Akatsuki organization.
琳？
Obito: Then you might as well kill me!
Kakashi?
Obito: Let me die! Let me die! Let me die!
Minato-sensei?
Obito: Minato-sensei and Kushina-nee will think I'm a pervert.
斑？
Obito: Ugh! Who was whose mentor?! No, wait, that old geezer is still Chu too—
Let's stick with the Akatsuki!
Pain won't do, Konan—let her be chosen, Kisame won't do, Kakuzu won't do, Hidan won't do, Sasori?
No, no, no, I feel Deidara is the most suitable!!
What were Madara's thoughts during Hashirama's time?
Madara: How about I fight Hashirama?
Izuna or one of his other younger brothers?
Ban: That's too beastly, I can't open my mouth.
The other members of the Uchiha clan?
Madara: ————, I can't think of anyone else besides that brat Obito.
Tobirama?
Madara: We can knock him out first!
Yes, that's me for you!
However, it would be more troublesome if Hashirama wasn't around. Hashirama is always clinging to his younger brother, ugh! He's not like a mature older brother at all!
My social circle is too small; it seems like it's just these people.
No, there are still a few candidates —
Obito Uchiha! Black Zetsu! White Zetsu!!
Madara: Obito Uchiha was alright when he was young, but he grew up to be ugly, so I couldn't bring myself to kiss him.
Like Tobirama, Black Zetsu can be sealed with Planetary Devastation before singing.
White Zetsu and Black Zetsu are similar; kill them first, then sing.
Sasuke's inner thoughts—
His social circle includes: family, clansmen, classmates from the Ninja Academy, Team 7, Team Taka, Orochimaru, and Kabuto Yakushi.
Relatives and clansmen were ruled out first. Sasuke didn't believe that if he said those things to a clansman, he could still live openly in the family.
Based on his understanding of the Uchiha clan, he knew that Uchiha-style friendship would elicit an extremely formal response from him. He might not be able to handle that kind of reply.
And I can't remember most of them.
The only people who left a deep impression on him were his parents, Itachi, and Shisui, to whom he said, "I want to be your slave, and I want to be your master. I even want to be a clown, just to make you laugh—"
Is this humane?
Ninja Academy students —
I can vaguely recall a few, but none of them left a deep impression.
Class 7 —
Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi.
Eagle Squad —
Shigeo, Mizuki, Kaori.
Uchiha Sasuke discovered something extremely dangerous—
He wanted to try and consider the feasibility of saying these words to Sakura, Kakashi, Kaori, Jugo, Suigetsu, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and others.
But the image of that dazzling figure, so much like Kaiyang, always kept appearing in my mind.
Itachi's inner thoughts: Itachi's social circle has shrunk even further —
Only Kisame and the masked man from the Akatsuki organization, and his parents, Sasuke, and Shisui from his clan.
Kisame could do it; at most, he would just pause for a moment, then treat it as a joke and not take it seriously.
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The masked man won't work; he'll overthink things, and then the two of them will get into a conspiracy theory battle.
parents----
Itachi: ———
Sasuke————
Itachi: What if Sasuke agrees?
Stop the water —
Itachi glanced at Uchiha Shisui, who was smiling at him beside him, and quickly turned his head away.
They might actually agree! They might actually agree!!!
No! He also has connections in the secret service!
Itachi looked at Kakashi Hatake, who was standing not far away.
Swah—
A figure blocked Itachi's view, glaring fiercely at him with a pair of windmill-shaped Mangekyou Sharingan! That gaze seemed to say: Try touching Kakashi and see what happens! Come at me if you dare!
— Mwah.
[Obito's lyrics: I think you are thirsty, and I will satisfy you: I want to paint your face, so that you can be my Mona Lisa.]
There's not much to say about the lyrics; I just want to tell a story of a divine being unable to hide his tears.
I want to be the winner, but I don't mind losing; I'd even like to be a clown, just to make you laugh.
It means that Obito wanted to activate the Eye of the Moon to trap the world in an illusion, but after being talked into by Madara, he accepted the fact that he had failed. At the same time, because he was manipulated by Madara until his death, his various actions were indeed clownish.
He killed so many people, and in the end, he himself didn't understand whether he wanted to create a world with Rin or a world where Kakashi could be happy.
This is the contradiction in Obito's character.
What is the next line after "Kamui cannot hide her tears"? Is it "Everywhere I look is Rin," or "Lightning Blade cannot sever my feelings"? [100,000+ people think this is great. Boruto timeline 1: Obito Uchiha, who was just resurrected, is shocked! Completely dumbfounded! Socially dead!!]
Boruto: "So, do you like that girl named Nohara Rin, or do you like Grandpa Kakashi?"
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Obito hadn't yet recovered from the shock of the comments, so he didn't notice that Kakashi was already old enough to be called "grandpa."
After being talked into submission, he realized his defeat and was used by Madara until his death.
If you had to describe Obito Uchiha's current state with a single image, it would be like being repeatedly smashed into the ground by Naruto's Nine-Tails-powered Pain, leaving only his head standing out!
Don't you have any morals?!
He's already in such a terrible state! Why reopen his wounds?!
More importantly————
What divine might cannot conceal tears, for even the most powerful are filled with sorrow! What divine might cannot conceal tears, for even the most swift lightning cannot sever emotions!
Obito Uchiha is going crazy!
Could Kakashi see these things too?!
"Don't worry, Kakashi-sensei has seen a more complete version than this."
"A more... more complete version?!"
This isn't over yet?!
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, said, "I don't remember exactly, but it was something about you leaving Konoha and always using Kamui to sneak back into Konoha to spy on Kakashi-sensei or something."
Obito Uchiha: —（′m^∠）—
— Died from a blood clot.
The others couldn't bear to tell him, "If you can't handle this, how will you handle those two-hundred-word essays?"
Butterfly: "A love triangle? There are lots of those kinds of plots in TV dramas."
"What love triangle?!" Obito exploded, "Kakashi and I don't get along at all!! Our relationship is like water and oil!"
Naruto wouldn't allow him to say that about Kakashi-sensei, and directly revealed Obito's trump card: "But when you used the Heart Sword to fight against me and Sasuke, we clearly saw that your wish was to become Hokage and create a peaceful ninja world with Kakashi-sensei."
Then we went to visit the grave of the girl named Lin together.
"Right, Sasuke?"
Uchiha Sasuke nodded slightly.
Obito Uchiha was truly speechless!
His biggest mistake at the time was that, as the Ten-Tails' jinchūriki, he foolishly used the Heart Sword to fight against Naruto and Sasuke!
"Can I go to the Land of Hot Springs now and knock Kakashi out?"
"Grandpa Guy and Grandpa Kakashi are together too." Boruto, innocent yet cruel, said, "The comments earlier said—you're nowhere near as good as Grandpa Guy, so maybe you should have some self-awareness?"
"————" Obito took a deep breath, suppressing his impulse and not kicking Boruto, that brat, away.
"Naruto, are you sure this child is yours?"
"Huh? What else?"
"Why do I feel like he's more like Sasuke's son?"
Naruto:
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Sasuke: "...
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Sarada inadvertently revealed her true feelings: "I also really wish I were the Seventh Hokage's daughter—"
"ah----"
Sasuke didn't show any outward reaction, but inwardly he felt a sudden, sharp drop in his mood!
[Hahahaha! When will I ever stop laughing when I see the line "Kamui can't hide his tears"?] 10+ people liked this. [When Obito turned evil, he was immature and made too many mistakes. As he grew older, he realized he was already in a quagmire and couldn't even commit suicide.] 10+ people liked this. [Is it possible that Madara Uchiha's cursed seal changed Obito's emotions?]
Before Kakashi removed the cursed seal, no matter how much Naruto talked him, Obito wouldn't stop.
However, after Kakashi used his Lightning Blade to trap Obito's heart, Obito quickly succumbed to Naruto's talk-no-jutsu. [10+ people liked this] [Maybe that's possible, but it only further highlights the rarity and value of Madara and the Fourth Raikage.] [10+ people liked this] The Fourth Raikage looked at the comments in the sky, puzzled: "Oh? You're putting me on the same level as Madara Uchiha?"
The Fourth Raikage and Madara Uchiha were the only two people who weren't affected by Naruto's talk-no-jutsu. (10+ people liked this.) Madara Uchiha:
"————"
He was looking at Naruto Uzumaki.
I remember a comment that said Naruto's mouth was blessed because it had stolen so many people's first kisses.
[Please! Don't believe everything I say, little devil!!!] 10+ people think this is great. [The biggest reason Naruto didn't succeed with his talk-no-jutsu is because he didn't beat them into submission!]
Think about all the other people who were persuaded by Naruto's talk-no-jutsu. Weren't they all first beaten into submission by Naruto before they could be persuaded?
Neji, Gaara, Pain, Obito, Sasuke! Which one of them didn't fight first before agreeing and then start talking their way out of it?
The saying "When you become stronger, you'll be surrounded by good people" is gaining increasing weight! [10+ views]
People think it's great. [The Raikage's reaction is really normal. Naruto begged him to let Sasuke go and stop fighting.]
The Fourth Raikage replied: "Don't want to continue fighting? Then just let me kill Sasuke, and you won't pursue the matter, right?"
[It was so damn satisfying to hear that!!] 10+ people thought it was great. [Madara too, completely immune to all of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu.] 10+ people thought it was great. [I already said, that's because Naruto and the Raikage hadn't fought yet. Once Naruto's speed surpasses the Raikage's, won't the Raikage be much easier to talk to?] 10+ people thought it was great. [Madara wasn't defeated by Naruto and Sasuke until his death; he just died from his own stupidity.] 10+ people thought it was great. Izuna's serious injury timeline: Uchiha Madara:
I really want to punch someone!!
Izuna wanted to turn on the comments to speak up for his brother, but Tobirama reminded the two of them: "Save your breath. No matter what you say, it won't affect them. On the contrary, it will only make them more excited to tease you."
Imagine it, and it seems that this is indeed the case, so Uchiha Izuna had no choice but to give up.
This was a rare instance of Madara Uchiha and Izuna Uchiha heeding advice, which greatly pleased Tobirama Senju.
Because of the even more powerful Divine Tree barrage wall, even Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna can understand human speech now, which is very good.
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Neji, resurrected by the barrage of comments, nodded. The analysis post, after tormenting Obito Uchiha, finally arrived at Madara Uchiha's place. [Madara's lyrics: I want to be your source of joy, I want to be your teacher; I want to be your sin, and I also want to be a priest.]
She had a love-hate relationship with Hashirama and guided Obito onto the path of the Eye of the Moon.
In some ways, he was indeed a source of joy and a teacher for the two of them, right?
He instigated the Ninja World War, which helped many people find peace, and thus not only bore the burden of sin but also became a physical priest.
10+ people think this is great. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
"Is that some kind of sinister statement?!" The Allied Shinobi Forces of the Fourth Shinobi World War roared at the barrage of bullets in the sky, waving their fists!
"A physics priest?! Did we beg him to send us to our funeral?!"
Although we've all been resurrected now, the feeling of dying once isn't pleasant at all!
The shadows cast by the celestial obstruction and the extinguishing of the great fire have not yet been dispelled!
Who understands?! Isn't that a B-rank Fire Release technique?! My A-rank Water Release technique is completely useless now!
The Allied Ninjas were so aggrieved that they kicked pebbles by the roadside!
Madara Uchiha stared at the phrase "love-hate relationship with Hashirama"—
He joked with Hashirama, "Should I find a wife to prove my innocence towards you and me? Like the future Uchiha Sasuke."
Sasuke: "!!!"
No! What am I supposed to do by asking me this?!
Sakura Haruno: "————" It was Hinata and me who felt the malice!!
Sakura wants to be friends with Hinata and her sister.
But I saw Hinata with an understanding smile.
Damn it, my sister is too generous!!
Tobirama Senju told Madara Uchiha a cruel reality—
"It's no use. My brother is already married to Mito-nee, but the rumors about you two still exist, don't they?"
Tobirama Senju then pointed to Naruto and Sasuke.
"Those two got married in the future, and even had children. Their scandals were no less than yours."
"————" Uchiha Madara: "In a way, those gods who know everything are truly terrifying."
"What the hell are you thinking about?! Humph!!" Uchiha Madara crossed his arms, turned his head away unhappily, and snorted coldly.
Another lyric from Madara Uchiha's song: I want to make you fall in love, and then leave gracefully; because baby, I am your David, and you are my Gloria.
This likely refers to Madara helping Hashirama establish Konoha before gracefully departing in pursuit of true peace, becoming Hashirama's David and Goliath. [10+ people found this very helpful. Timeline of the First Five Kage Summit—]
"Hmph!" Tobirama Senju scoffed in front of Hashirama Senju, "You make it sound like he's completely helping his brother!"
"Tobirama—" Hashirama said helplessly, "Don't be so hostile towards Madara."
Tobirama Senju slammed his fist on the table in front of his brother, the First Hokage, in a fit of displeasure!
"Are we supposed to wait until he sings to you, brother, before we become hostile towards him?!"
"Listen to what those Uchiha are singing! It's absolutely unbearable to listen to!!"
"————" Hashirama Senju: "Actually, I think it sounds pretty good."
"Are you serious, big brother!" Tobirama Senju's red eyes were wide open like an Uchiha who had awakened his Sharingan.
"Do you want to be Ban's master or slave? Or his toy? And his mentor?!"
Tobirama————
Hashirama was utterly speechless at his brother's worries. "I told you you're overthinking it!"
"————" Tobirama Senju took a step back. "Alright, it's best if it doesn't turn out the way I think."
"What are you thinking?!" Hashirama was both annoyed and amused. "Don't let those strange comments on the screen affect you."
The two brothers bicker and argue all the time, but it doesn't hurt their true feelings for each other.
However, in this timeline, Obito Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, and Sasuke Uchiha were not present to suffer punishment alongside the Uchiha clan.
Only Madara Uchiha, who faked his death, had to bear the endless embarrassment brought by the barrage of comments!
He couldn't even imagine what Hashirama and Tobirama in Konoha would think if they heard him sing this song!
"What do you mean I'm your David and you're my Gloria?! That's utter nonsense!!"
At this moment, Madara Uchiha felt that the heat emanating from his body could be extinguished by spitting out ten Great Fireballs without cooling him down!
[Based on the evaluation, the MVP of this match is: Uchiha Obito; the gold medal jungler is: Uchiha Madara; the silver medal marksman is: Uchiha Sasuke; and the silver medal support is: Uchiha Itachi.] 10+ people think it's great! [Obito's husky voice singing that bubble-like vocal part was so damn catchy!] 10+ people think it's great! [That was clearly a groan! Holy crap! I can't even imagine what the ninja world would think of that kind of groan!] 10+ people think it's great! Please don't mention it!!!
Obito Uchiha feels like vomiting a dozen Fire Release: Explosive Dances to cool down!
He was completely dumbfounded!
But for a period of more than ten seconds, anyone who met his gaze would blush and avert their eyes!
Was Obito Uchiha shameless?! Huh?! Why couldn't Sasuke or Madara sing that part?! Or even Itachi Uchiha sing it! To hurt Sasuke and Shisui Uchiha!!
[Absolutely on par with the original singer, I suggest the Uchiha clan form a group —] 10+ people think this is great. Uchiha clan annihilation timeline —
"Are you really not going to consider this? I think it's a good suggestion," Kushina, who had been revived by the barrage of comments, said to Mikoto Uchiha.
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