mijobooks Chapter 277 Unexpectedness No. 1: The Ninja Lives Up to His Name
Chapter 277 Unexpectedness No. 1: The Ninja Lives Up to His Name
Chapter 277 Unexpectedness No. 1: The Ninja Lives Up to His Name
"Shape! Shape! Shape!"
Naruto frantically squeezed his thoughts, pondering that given Sasuke's characteristics, their child should possess an unlikable personality!
A lack of frankness is always worrying.
No, no, no! Sasuke is already this troublesome! If we create another problem, he'll definitely turn into Shikamaru!
Sasuke's impression—
Because they are children, they need to be cute?
Is it better to have a little belly?
"Sasuke, do you think hair is better, or hair is better?"
"Shut up, whatever! Just get the job done!"
"oh."
"Sasuke—"
"What now?"
"Kurama said that the Sage of Six Paths only used this technique to create them, not humans. Are we really okay doing this?"
"You're asking me! How would I know?"
"That's true," Ming turned to look at the Divine Tree's bullet screen, "Is this really okay?"
The little magical tree in the mirror had its roots making an OK gesture.
"Bundled!"
"All right."
Naruto continued in the same strenuous posture as before. Sasuke glanced at him, and if he weren't so concerned about his image, he would have asked him if he was constipated!
After about half an hour, the two of them, with tremendous effort, finally "finished it!!!"
A beam of light started from Naruto and Sasuke's joined hands and gradually enveloped them completely.
Those around them were even more excited than the two of them! Driven by the comments, they all wanted to see what Sasuke and Naruto's child would look like!
A dozen seconds later, the white light slowly receded, revealing Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha again, and the ground beneath their feet—
Purple and yellow.
It's about 30 centimeters tall, chubby and cute, with a little tummy.
Its cuteness level rivals that of the mini chibi clones Naruto created as a child in the movie to help Hinata.
"This is--"
"Your child?"
The Konoha ninjas around seemed to all feel as if their native language was speechless.
The child they imagine should at least be a person, right?
But the two that Naruto and Sasuke created using Yin-Yang Release are clearly chibi versions of Susanoo (Sasuke's) and golden Nine-Tails (Naruto's).
"!@#￥%——"
The two little creatures stood at Sasuke and Naruto's feet, arguing and chattering in a language that no human could understand.
Kurama inside Naruto's body also didn't expect this outcome, and he tapped Naruto's head.
"Did you give birth to a child for Sasuke, or did you give birth to a child for this old man? Hahahaha!"
It's actually Susanoo and I in appearance!
Naruto is a little confused right now.
Sakura: "I remember now! Naruto's performance on these kinds of tasks, which rely heavily on imagination, is often inconsistent!"
For example, when they were young, they carried out Grandma Cat's mission, and Naruto's transformation into a ninja cat was very strange!
Naruto picked up the chibi version of Susanoo standing at his feet.
"But things I create myself are so cute!" He rubbed his face against it.
Sasuke: "—"
I shivered, feeling like my Susanoo had been rubbed against!
He picked up the golden chibi-style nine-tailed fox at his feet and shook it with a troubled expression.
Susanoo looks a lot like Sasuke, or perhaps more like a cat, with its little hands and feet stepping on Naruto's face, refusing to stick to him.
The Nine-Tails is a carbon copy of Naruto, being held by the back of the neck and wildly swinging its little fists, showing off to Sasuke.
Kakashi: "I feel that Sasuke's character was portrayed very well in terms of his spirit."
The chibi versions of Susanoo and the golden Nine-Tails have charmed the female ninjas.
"I was worried that Naruto and Sasuke wouldn't know how to take care of children."
"Do the Nine-Tails and Susanoo need to eat? Should we give them milk?"
Naruto blinked. Although it was different from what he had expected, he would still take good care of the two little ones as a mother!
Because he was missing an arm, Sasuke couldn't help but feel sorry for Naruto when he saw him carrying two babies in each arm.
I was just about to suggest that he hold Susanoo.
Then they heard the little divine tree produce a loudspeaker from somewhere and start blowing it at Sasuke and Naruto.
["Congratulations to Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto! You have a child together, and you've exceeded the mission requirements. Extra reward—"]
"—I'll give your arms back to you."
next moment!
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki felt a sharp pain in their severed arms, which then regenerated rapidly at a visible speed!
It starts with white bones, then blood vessels, meridians, muscles, fat, and skin—"the arm!"
"It's grown back?!"
Naruto and Sasuke originally intended to use the severed arm as proof of their battle at the Valley of the End, but it would be nice if it grew back.
"Unfortunately, if you comply with the three-child policy, you can be added to the description of 'an arm with ten Sharingan eyes and Hashirama cells.'"
"—" Ming was so disgusted he almost vomited. "Forget about that!" Just thinking about it made him feel nauseous.
Sasuke's face darkened further. "Who would want to associate with someone like Shimura Danzo!"
The others nodded in agreement, some even thinking that the Divine Tree bullet screen was a bit idiotic.
The little divine tree didn't respond to them, but instead busily went to the next timeline.
In the mirrors of other timelines, the faces of the 32-year-old Seventh Hokage Naruto, the 32-year-old Uchiha Sasuke, and the 32-year-old Konoha Anbu Captain Sai appeared.
"This benevolence—"
How to describe it? It's like we're brothers in misfortune?
It goes without saying how brutal the barrage of comments must have been for them over the past hour.
Not only were his abilities questioned, but he was also urged to marry ten wives. More importantly, there were people who advised Sasuke to take down his bloodline limit, which he then placed on Hinata and Ino.
"The three of them didn't fight?"
"It's not that Sasuke has such thoughts; it's all the fault of the gods who know everything, isn't it?"
In the Boruto timeline, the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, said gratefully, "It's fortunate that you chose Obito, otherwise, if we had a child, I really wouldn't know how to face Hinata."
Uchiha Sasuke:
2
"But—" Sai asked from the side, "Are you suggesting we have Sasuke and Bring out a child?"
Sasuke was shocked.
Naruto coughed dryly: "Impossible?!"
[In the Boruto timeline, Sasuke Uchiha chose—Obito Uchiha.]
Sasuke was so frightened by Sai's words that his hair almost stood on end. Amidst the slow, deliberate words in the chat, he swallowed hard, looking extremely nervous.
[No reward will be given if the conclusion of this discussion is not reached.]
【"punish"】
Uchiha Sasuke was so nervous that he started sweating.
"Please choose between having two more children of your own, or having two more children of Obito Uchiha."
"Let Obito Uchiha have two more children, since he's already dead anyway."
Without hesitation, Sasuke Uchiha threw a large pot onto the head of a dead man.
Obito Uchiha from other timelines pursed his lips, unable to say anything even if he was dissatisfied.
In situations like this, blaming the dead is indeed the simplest solution.
but--
"How are we supposed to revive the Uchiha clan like this?!"
Obito at Kannabi Bridge was shouting.
At the same time, another voice, masked by his, said:
【"Punishment confirmed—"
"Obito Uchiha is about to be resurrected."
"etc!!"
Uncle Zuo, Uncle Ming, Er Kang's hand.
But it was too late—
Atop the head of the Hashirama Senju statue in the Valley of the End, a coffin belonging to the Uchiha clan suddenly appeared.
Before the reanimated Obito Uchiha could regain consciousness, he was resurrected by a force!
He was still wearing the same black, tattered pants he wore at the end of the Fourth Shinobi World War, his upper body bare, revealing his muscles and the damaged body patched up with White Zetsu.
Obito Uchiha (32 years old) opened his eyes and gasped for breath like a drowning person.
After calming myself down, I finally saw the three people opposite me—
It looks familiar.
But I can't remember.
"Not the Impure World Reincarnation?" Obito Uchiha opened his Mangekyou Sharingan. "Is it the Rinne Rebirth Technique?"
Naruto: "It's a double Mangekyou Sharingan! Kakashi-sensei's Sharingan really did come back to you!"
Kakashi—Teacher—?
"Who are you?!!"
Fifteen years after his death, Obito Uchiha, who was suddenly resurrected, finally recognized him!
"You're Naruto Uzumaki?!" He looked at Sasuke. "Then you're Sasuke Uchiha?!"
Then he looked at Sai.
He couldn't remember, but it must be some ninja from Konoha.
The Mangekyou Sharingan allowed him to see the Rinnegan that Sasuke was hiding behind his bangs.
It seemed only Sasuke Uchiha could revive him. Obito asked, "Why revive me? Is there something you need me to do? Is Kakashi alright?"
"It's a long story," Naruto wanted to explain to Obito.
But the bullet screen was one step ahead of him.
["Based on Sasuke Uchiha's choice, Obito Uchiha is requested to acquire the bloodline of at least two Uchiha individuals within 12 months."]
"what?"
Obito Uchiha tilted his head, giving him an expression that seemed to say, "Are you even speaking human language?"
Sasuke was also in an awkward position.
The "divine tree bullet screen wall" argument is essentially throwing the blame back at him.
"What do you mean 'the choice I made'?!" Sasuke retorted to the mirror, "If you hadn't given me this option, would I have made this choice?!"
He pointed at Obito Uchiha: "Did I say I was going to revive this guy?! How much trouble will he cause Konoha if he's revived?!"
Uchiha Obito: "—" Did I come back from the dead just to listen to you insult me?
Thinking about what he had done before he died, Obito fell silent: Fine, go ahead and curse me.
"But Naruto, could you explain this to me—"
Looking at the words on the mirror, Obito Uchiha asked Naruto, who was now in his thirties like him, "What does it mean to have more than two Uchiha bloodlines?"
"Uh—" The Seventh Kage didn't know how to explain it either, "Anyway, it's just—"
"You're asking me to have two children this year?"
"Huh?!?!" Obito was stunned. "I'm a guy, right?!"
Because of Naruto's incorrect explanation, he even doubted his own gender for a moment.
Having weathered the test of time, Uchiha Sasuke now possesses a more peaceful state of mind.
He looked at this clansman who had suddenly appeared in his life, as if there were two Narutos, one in gold and one in silver, both of whom left him speechless.
"You don't need to give birth yourself, nor do you need to have someone else give birth. Just go to Orochimaru and clone two children, and the mission will be complete!"
Obito Uchiha felt that he was falling behind the times.
He looked at Naruto Uzumaki, "Naruto, could you tell me in detail what exactly happened? Oh, right!"
He saw the Hokage cloak that Naruto was wearing.
"You really did become the Shadow! Congratulations!!"
Naruto nodded. "According to you, Kakashi-sensei became the Sixth Hokage, and I am now the Seventh Hokage."
Upon hearing this, Obito's expression suddenly changed!
"That Kakashi—"
"Huh? Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto took a moment to realize that Obito had misunderstood.
"Is Kakashi-sensei probably on his way to the Holy Land with Guy-sensei to retrieve a gift?"
"Holy... Holy Land what?"
"It's about traveling to the places featured in the story of 'Make-Out Paradise'."
Naruto said, "Although I think Kakashi-sensei is still very young, he feels that he is already old and has started to retire and live a life of leisure."
Hearing that Kakashi was alright, Obito's eyes lit up with a smile, and he chuckled softly.
"Let him get some rest."
As they were talking, the mirror in front of them changed to show another picture.
The ravaged land is filled with the roots of trees using Wood Release techniques, which are sentient beings fighting against the Allied Shinobi Forces.
Obito Uchiha, dressed in the robes of the Fifth Mizukage, appears on screen: "Damn it! He's a Hokage! How can his Water Release techniques be so powerful?!"
Kakashi, standing beside him, scoffed, "You're a Mizukage, and you can't even use a single Water Release technique! Anyway, let's let our youth burn bright! For the sake of this ninja world! We must stop those Kage!!"
Obito Uchiha, who had just been resurrected, shuddered when he saw Kakashi so energetic, as if he had been possessed by Might Guy.
"Is this Kakashi?" He turned to Naruto and asked, "And when did I become the Fifth Mizukage?!" Is this some kind of TV show?
Sasuke explained irritably, "Don't worry about it, those are things from another world."
"Wait! Obito! You created this world! Don't you remember?!" The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, recalled that experience: "Back then, to test the power of the Infinite Tsukuyomi, you created a Limited Tsukuyomi, trapping Sakura and me in a world where everyone is completely opposite to us!"
"
Naruto's reminder made Obito realize it too.
"Limited reading!" followed by: "You mean that world—"
At that time, he had only opened a door to that world and didn't know much about it.
It turns out that Obito Uchiha from that world didn't die in the Kannabi Bridge mission, nor was he used by Madara Uchiha. Instead, he went to Kirigakure and became the Fifth Mizukage.
"That—" Obito looked at the world in the mirror, "Who are they fighting? That technique... is it Madara Uchiha?"
"I heard that Madara Uchiha was a good person in that world," the Seventh Hokage, Naruto, sighed. "The boss of the Fourth Shinobi World War wasn't you or Madara Uchiha, but the First Hokage, who had the title of 'False God of Peace,' and the Second Hokage, who had the title of 'Ruthless Tyrant of Forbidden Techniques.' Even my grandfather, the Third Hokage, became very young and sided with them."
A hypocritical god of peace? A ruthless tyrant wielding forbidden arts? ???
The First Hokage and the Second Hokage?!
Sasuke: "In our world, they spend their entire lives pursuing peace, so in the world of the Limited Tsukuyomi, they are utterly evil!"
Obito Uchiha blinked, unsure how to react to this new world.
"But weren't they the ones who established the country and the village?"
In the limited Tsukuyomi timeline, the Fifth Mizukage, Obito Uchiha, is also questioning the Second Hokage: if he truly hates peace, why did he establish a country and a village?
Water Release: Heaven's Cry pierced through Obito Uchiha's intangible body.
Tobirama Senju said, mocking his naiveté—
"Building a national village for the sake of peace in the ninja world?? Don't laugh so hard!"
【Caution! ]
[A prize-winning event is coming to the pinned comment!]
[These ten questions, brimming with malice from the young author, can anyone answer them? (∀)ψ]
[The event starts on the 23rd and lasts for 3 days!]