mijobooks Chapter 271 Deidara's Curses Resound Throughout the World
Chapter 271 Deidara's Curses Resound Throughout the World
Chapter 271 Deidara's Curses Resound Throughout the World
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Sasuke chose "Other," which is the most conventional and least risky option.
On one hand, the Uchiha clan members have all been resurrected, so he no longer needs to revitalize the Uchiha clan.
On the other hand, it was taught at the Ninja Academy that when there is an "Other" option in a multiple-choice question, you should try to choose "Other"!
(Teacher Iruka Umino is nominated here.)
Like him, Sasuke from the Valley of the End 1.0 timeline also chose "Other".
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Sasuke chose Naruto Uzumaki.
Sasuke in the Konoha Chunin Exams timeline chose Orochimaru.
In the Boruto timeline, Sasuke Uchiha considered the possibility of punishment, so he chose Obito Uchiha. If there really was to be punishment, he would just punish a dead man instead.
Of the remaining Konoha Squad timelines, the Land of Waves 2.0 timeline, the Samurai Bridge timeline, and the later-added limited Tsukuyomi timeline, Sasuke Uchiha chose the Konoha Squad timeline. Knowing from the start that the gods, who knew everything, were obsessed with "using that method" to revitalize the Uchiha clan, he would never choose Itachi!!
He just wanted Itachi to take responsibility!
It's not about turning him into a woman to take on the responsibility of bearing children!
In the Land of Waves 2.0 timeline, just over a month after graduating from the Snake Cave, his life has undergone a dramatic change due to the barrage of comments.
Although I used to have some aversion to noisy women.
But now, because he saw Itachi's female form and that doujinshi, Sasuke's misogyny has reached a state of madness!
No! It's not just misogyny! He can't accept men either!
Samurai Bridge Timeline —
It's not much better than the Land of Waves 2.0 timeline; Obito in this timeline is also completely baffled!
Only a month has passed since his eye transplant surgery, and he hasn't had the chance to use his new eye technique—the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.
But he was genuinely afraid that the subconscious belief that "whoever he glares at will get pregnant" would instill fear in him of the Sharingan's power!
As a result, the kaleidoscope stopped working properly after that.
all in all--
O all-knowing gods! Your thoughts and will are truly terrifying!
Speaking of which, why are there so many doujinshi?!
It was fine before we hadn't seen it, but now that we have, even if it's just a picture, they can no longer face the ninjas of Konoha properly!
No! Besides Konoha, we might also need to add the Fourth Raikage!!
But what they don't realize is that they've only seen a fraction of the manuscripts so far. What if there really is a manuscript issue to discuss in the future—
Wouldn't the ninja world be shattered?
1 II
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: "While I think the brotherhood among you Uchiha is a bit too extreme, even to the point of being incomprehensible, but—."
Izuna: "Are you jealous?!"
"Not at all." Tobirama Senju: "Don't interrupt me. Time is running out. We need to adjust the conclusion of the issue to 'Uchiha Itachi' in less than ten minutes."
Itachi's heart skipped a beat, and he reached out to make the Second Hokage hesitate a little longer.
As if anticipating his prediction, Tobirama quickly turned to him and said, "For the sake of human peace, you wouldn't want another world to be filled with suffering, would you?"
Itachi Uchiha didn't know what he was thinking at that moment, but if he had to describe it:
I won't come back to this world in my next life.
Madara Uchiha and Izuna Uchiha turned their heads away, looking helpless and indifferent to the matter.
Hashirama and Naruto, from the Ashura lineage, are the most concerned and are already asking Tobirama Senju how to reverse the conclusion of the issue.
"Simply put, we are asking them, in our capacity, to choose Uchiha Itachi."
Itachi approached Kakashi: "Senpai, could I borrow your Kamui dimension to hide?"
"ah!!"
Obito seemed to have suddenly remembered something.
"What's wrong?!"
Kakashi calmed Itachi down for the time being and asked Obito what was wrong.
Obito Uchiha's face turned pale.
He didn't respond to Kakashi and Itachi, but instead drew himself into the Kamui dimension.
About ten seconds later, Obito reappeared, carrying a nearly starving Deidara out of the Kamui dimension.
"ah........"
Previously, in order to protect Deidara, he was thrown into the Kamui dimension, and then everyone forgot about him.
Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, as the culprits who beat up Deidara, awkwardly looked away.
It shouldn't be our fault, right?
"Who told him to bully Watama and Itama/my brothers? He was inside for a month, only able to survive on clay and the garbage that Obito Uchiha occasionally threw in. Now, Deidara is too weak to speak."
Deidara emerged from within like a hungry wolf.
Fortunately, there are plenty of donations from "all-knowing gods" here, enough for him to regain his C4 size.
Seeing Deidara wolfing down his food, Kakashi turned to Itachi and asked, "What did you just say?"
Itachi Uchiha, who originally intended to go inside and hide:
"......"
"No, I didn't say anything, Kakashi-senpai."
Everyone must die.
But they can't be left in the Divine Might Space, forgotten until they die of thirst, hunger, or boredom.
When Deidara was at his strongest, he kept using C1, C2, and C3 in an attempt to awaken the humanity of the two bastards outside with his "art," but unfortunately, the control of the Kamui dimension was still mainly in Obito's hands.
Kakashi can throw trash into it, but he can't take it out, nor can he sense the state of things inside Kamui Dimension.
As for Obito Uchiha, he was still unable to use the Kamui dimension until recently, being the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki Obito.
This effectively severed the connection with his own Kamui dimension, causing everyone to forget about Deidara.
Obito couldn't even imagine whether Deidara would curse or express his anger with "Art is crunch" after he had eaten his fill.
Tobirama Senju sighed. As a reliable Hokage, he needed to take charge of the overall situation. "We need to release the comments now and try to reverse the conclusion of the issue as quickly as possible."
Hashirama obediently raised his hand: "How about I beg them?" For example, I could kowtow to them with my face on my phone.
"Shut up, bro!!" Tobirama Senju nodded at Naruto: "You should do it, kid."
Naruto: "Alright!! Leave it to me!!"
Tobirama helps Naruto turn on the button to post comments.
The comment section started recording, and everyone else remained silent.
Naruto Uzumaki: ".——".
Time was of the essence, and Tobirama Senju urged him with his eyes: "Just say it already!!"
"never mind."
Tobirama Senju turned off the recording button.
Naruto: "I'm sorry, Second Hokage, I think I'm nervous, and I don't know what to say to them—"
......
Tobirama Senju: "How can you let me down at such a crucial moment? I was just thinking of counting on you!"
Naruto scratched his head and grinned foolishly, while Tobirama Senju retorted, "And those all-knowing gods said your most powerful technique is 'Kotoamatsukami'!"
Just then, a sticky, hoarse laugh came from the side: "How about we give this mission to Orochimaru, my respected Second Hokage?"
"Forget it, I don't trust you."
That's really heartbreaking.
Tobirama Senju sighed, "Fine, I'll do it myself."
【time】
【00:07:56】
[VIP][Tobirama Senju][Due to some special circumstances, we hope you will cast all your votes for Itachi Uchiha on this issue.]
10+ people thought it was great, and that's it?
Just this one sentence??
Hashirama: "Tobirama, aren't you being a bit too direct? You didn't even thank them for talking."
"Let's see how they react first, then we'll consider our next move, Anija."
【It's the Second Hokage!!!】10+ people think it's great 【A living Tobirama! The Sengoku period?】10+ people think it's great 【Itachi】【Anyway, I'll obey first.】10+ people think it's great 【Itachi】【Laughing to death, choose? I reasonably suspect that the Second Hokage really wants to wipe out the Uchiha clan.】10+ people think it's great 【Orochimaru】【Picking nose.jpg, you say I should choose Itachi and I'll choose Itachi? Wouldn't that make me lose face?】10+ people think it's great 【Wait! How could Tobirama Senju from the Sengoku period know Itachi Uchiha? But the Second Hokage during the Fourth Shinobi World War should be an Edo Tensei! This one is alive!】10+ people think it's great Naruto, who was just nervous and embarrassed to the point of being speechless, looked at the scene in the 'Limited Reading Timeline' where Menma was stabbed by the villainous Second Hokage's Flying Thunder God Slash—
In desperation, the "talk-no-jutsu" technique, which has never disappointed the audience, was finally used!
[VIP][Naruto Uzumaki][Time is of the essence! Please choose Sasuke's brother first! If the conclusion of the discussion isn't Itachi Uchiha, then Menma and his world will be in trouble!!] 10+ people think it's great! [Holy crap! Naruto Uzumaki!!] 10+ people think it's great! [Itachi] [Naruto-chan!!! (shouting loudly)] 10+ people think it's great! [Itachi] [Kawaki Uchiha enters the live stream] 10+ people think it's great! [Sasuke Uchiha enters the live stream] 10+ people think it's great! [Yellow Flash: Good son, call him Daddy!] 10+ people think it's great! [Naruto] [Help Sasuke revitalize the clan! This definitely depends on Naruto! I have all of Naruto's gender-swapped doujinshi, DM me if you want them! Small fee.] 10+ people think it's great! In all the timelines of the entire ninja world, those abstract comments have been seen streaking across the sky.
His popularity is indeed higher than Tobirama Senju's, and by a significant margin.
【Itachi】【Menma and his world?】95644 people think it's great【】【Is it the limited Tsukuyomi? The one from the Road to Ninja movie.】10+ people think it's great【What does not choosing the Uchiha have to do with the limited Tsukuyomi world? I don't understand this logic at all】10+ people think it's great Because Tobirama Senju and Naruto Uzumaki spoke one after another, the news has spread, and a large number of users have flooded the Divine Tree bullet screen!
On multiple timelines, the number of bullet comments in the sky increased dramatically.
Because only during the Fourth Shinobi World War could the "Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline" be seen.
Therefore, whether it's the Sengoku period timeline focusing on Hashirama and Madara, the Third Shinobi World War timeline focusing on Minato's team, or other timelines focusing on Team 7, no one knows what happened.
[VIP] [Uchiha Izuna] [What's going on? What underhanded tricks are you planning to use against the Uchiha this time? Tobirama.] 10+ people think this is great. You can tell from the profile picture that this is Uchiha Izuna from the "Izuna's Severe Injury Timeline".
[VIP][Uchiha Izuna][This has nothing to do with you, don't speak.] 10+ people think this is great. This is the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, showing Izuna resurrected because of Obito's wish.
"......"
Sengoku Izuna was very unhappy when he was suddenly choked!
I'm extremely annoyed!!
Who does he think he is?! How dare he talk to me like that?!
Sengoku Uchiha Madara comforted his younger brother, "Never mind, Izuna, that's you from another world."
【Aha! What did I just see? Two Izuna have appeared!】10+ people liked this. 【You can tell from their profile pictures that these two Izuna seem to be from different worlds?】10+ people liked this. 【Watching Uchiha Izuna is boring! I want to see two Uchiha Madaras from different worlds appear!】10+ people liked this. 【Want to see! Love to see! Madara VS Madara! So cool!!】10+ people liked this. Uchiha Madara from different worlds: "...—."
"These gods who know to cut together, they really don't care about making things worse!!" Naruto was speechless!
[VIP][Naruto Uzumaki][There's no time! Please choose Itachi first! I'll explain why later!]
10w+人觉得很赞【大蛇丸】【男主出现了？！！】10w+人觉得很赞【鼬】【这真是漩涡鸣人在和我们说话？其实是AI吧？】10w+人觉得很赞【我觉得是什幺人想要性转本子，故意钓鱼呢！】10w+人觉得很赞【钓鱼执法×！性转同人本√！】10w+人觉得很赞【鼬】【这不得给火影和宇智波一点震撼？贴图.jpg】10w+人觉得很赞贴图里，是霸总宇智波佐助，抱着小娇妻漩涡鸣子的同人图—
Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki from different worlds both had frozen expressions.
Faced with the strange looks from their relatives and friends, they felt the hairs on their bodies stand on end!
Naruto is already skilled in Sexy Jutsu, so he wouldn't mind gender-swap, but he can't be held in Sasuke's arms after the gender swap! More importantly, is that really Sasuke?!
While he certainly acted all high and mighty, that's not the point. The Sasuke he knew wasn't like that at all!
[Orochimaru] [Although some people online say this connects to the world of Naruto, a few words and avatars can't prove anything, right?] 10+ people think this is great. [Sakura Haruno] [I think it must be another brainless fan of Itachi Uchiha jumping out to affect the fairness!] 10+ people think this is great. [Xiang] [Now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense!] 10+ people think this is great. From the rapidly scrolling comments, it's clear that those people don't believe it's the real Naruto Uzumaki and Tobirama Senju begging them to choose Itachi Uchiha.
The more you chat with these rebellious netizens in the real world, the more they feel like they are real ninjas; the more you ask them for favors, the more they feel there is a conspiracy involved!
Tobirama Senju sighed.
"Itachi's reputation is really terrible." He looked at Sasuke Uchiha with a hint of resentment. "You guys could have chosen Naruto Uzumaki instead."
Sasuke glared back angrily: "You Hokage are the least qualified people to say such things!!!"
"—" Tobirama Senju said speechlessly, "What does this have to do with me? Don't let those comments affect you."
Madara Uchiha, who didn't care about the "limited Tsukuyomi timeline," remained calm as he looked at his youngest brother, who was staring wide-eyed and still couldn't figure out what was happening.
At this moment, Uchiha Kagami was sucking on the AD calcium milk that "those all-knowing gods" had given to his brother, thinking, "How about showing them what they gave us?"
Everyone looked at Madara Uchiha in surprise!
Madara Uchiha, who was inherently sensitive, felt embarrassed by the stare and snapped, "What are you looking at!"
Hashirama quickly showered him with compliments!
"Yeah! Madara's idea is brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?!"
At this moment, Izuna's thoughts were surprisingly aligned with Hashirama's.
"Brother is so amazing! This way, those 'all-knowing gods' will definitely understand us!!"
Madara, a little embarrassed by the praise, roared at Hashirama Senju, "This is a method any normal person could easily think of! It would be strange if you couldn't!!"
Hashirama: "I just complimented you, didn't I?" He was dejected. Why the big reaction?
Other ninjas: ".—.."
Why does this conversation seem so familiar?
Oh right, it was mentioned in the comments: the conversation between Kurama and Naruto. Apparently, Naruto thanked Kurama, which made Kurama so shy it bristled.
Naruto later clarified that this did indeed happen.
So, are Kurama and Madara Uchiha really not biological brothers?
[VIP][Naruto Uzumaki][Anyway, thank you all for the various gifts! The ramen was delicious! But I'm already too full! Sakura and Hinata also said they appreciated the desserts, but please don't send them any more poisoned apples, they're good friends! And Sasuke and I, our relationship isn't what you're saying! We're just friends!! Like the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha, just friends! Oh right, Hashirama said thank you for the snacks you gave him and Madara's brothers!] 10+ people liked this. [VIP][Naruto Uzumaki][Sakura and I went to the world of the limited reading before, and now we're in big trouble there! The First and Second Hokage, who have turned into villains, want to destroy the world! Only by answering the questions correctly can we stop them! Sasuke says he wants his brother to revive the Uchiha clan, so we can only ask you to choose Itachi!] 10+ people liked this. Naruto posted two consecutive comments.
For the next two seconds, the sky went blank for a brief period.