Chapter 268 Sasuke sings and dances: Sis, you're so beautiful!
Chapter 268 Sasuke sings and dances: Sis, you're so beautiful!
Chapter 268 Sasuke sings and dances: Sis, you're so beautiful!
"Um?"
Upon seeing this comment, both Tobirama the Villain and Hashirama the Villain were momentarily stunned.
However, Tobirama quickly realized, "It must be his older brother from another world—" He looked at the portrait of Hashirama from the Fourth Shinobi World War and commented, "He looks like an idiot."
Duang—!!!!
The fourth battle saw Hashirama become despondent on the spot.
Although Tobirama would occasionally call him an idiot, this villainous Tobirama genuinely felt that he was an idiot, which was so sad, so painful, and so insecure—
Tobirama: "Don't care what people from other worlds say! You idiot brother! And didn't I tell you not to send random comments?!"
Villain Hashirama's furrowed brows revealed a fierce glint as he looked at the gold-edged, high-flash text on the screen that lingered longer than the other comments: "[VIP][Senju Hashirama][Me from the Limited Tsukuyomi World! How did you become villains? I'm so curious! But could you please stop fighting for now?]" 10+ people liked this. "You can see us?" Villain Hashirama scanned the room, finally fixing his gaze on the unassuming full-length mirror.
It's like looking into each other's eyes through a camera lens.
The oppressive aura of the villain Hashirama appeared in the Fourth Shinobi World War with just one glance.
Although he was not as terrifying as Hashirama of Six Paths as Obito Otsutsuki described him as the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, he was still someone who made Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju's hearts skip a beat!
Unlike Hashirama Six Paths, who was driven mad by the passage of time, Hashirama Ten-Tails Jinchuriki was more rational.
Contrary to the impression that Hashirama Senju gave to everyone.
The villain Hashirama is elegant and flamboyant; even a casual raised eyebrow reveals his ambition to conquer new territories and the fearlessness of someone in a position of power.
His entire body was white with a hint of green, and he wore a robe in the style of the Otsutsuki tree. His long hair had also turned white and green. Ten branches grew on his back, five on the top and five on the bottom, blending in with his attire like the crown and roots of the World Tree.
Such a wicked Hashirama terrified Kawarama and Itama, who both hid behind Madara Uchiha.
Because Hashirama Senju sent another barrage of comments, another wave of donations swept across the Fourth Shinobi World War battlefield.
Meanwhile, countless comments unrelated to the topic appeared in the sky.
[Hashirama talks so frequently!] 10+ people liked this. [I can already imagine Tobirama yelling at him.] 10+ people liked this. [Who is he talking to? The "me" from the Limited Tsukuyomi world?] 10+ people liked this. [Wait! The Limited Tsukuyomi is from Road to Ninja, right?! Hinata is a delinquent, she dresses very boldly.] 10+ people liked this. [Yes, yes, yes! I also really like Hinata from the Limited Tsukuyomi world. Not only does her clothing show off her figure better, but her makeup is also very beautiful, unlike the original world where she doesn't wear any makeup at all, and her good figure isn't visible because she's wearing sportswear.] 10+ people liked this. [If Hinata had the personality from the Limited Tsukuyomi world, she probably would have already ended up with Naruto.] 10+ people liked this. Hinata from various timelines: "Wait?!" >;////////<; Should I be bolder?
Just then, Hinata from the limited Tsukuyomi world appeared in the mirror...
Fishnet bra, open-front sportswear, super short shorts, and knee-high boots.
But Hinata was too impulsive. Regardless of whether the villains Hashirama and Tobirama were nearby, she immediately punched the mirror with a gentle fist.
"What the hell?!" Let's hit it first!
Slightly displeased, Hashirama raised a finger.
Sakura Haruno, the hero's daughter, noticed something amiss and immediately jumped over to save Hinata.
The two were in danger, and at the critical moment, Menma and Charasu came to the rescue! Charasu blocked Menma's path halfway through.
"Back off! I'm immortal now!"
"Sasuke—"
Menma was surprised that Sasuke had changed his ways.
Unexpectedly, I immediately heard Charazhu's next sentence: "Give me a chance to be the hero and save the damsel in distress!"
Menma: "....—"
Sasuke in Four Battles:
"......
Fourth Shinobi Naruto: "Yes! This is the real playboy Sasuke!"
Fourth World War Madara: ".——" I almost laughed at him.
Charasu held Sakura, the heroine of the limited Tsukuyomi world, and Hinata, the delinquent girl, in his arms, while he himself was attacked by the villain Hashirama.
However, because he was a key participant in the issue, all the damage was negated by the barrage of comments.
Unlike the Fourth Shinobi World War, both Sakura, the daughter of a hero, and Hinata, the delinquent, seem quite disgusted by Charashu's embrace.
But Chara didn't care. Even though his clothes were tattered to shreds, he figured two roses might somehow sprout from somewhere.
"My adorable kittens~ Are you alright?~"
"It's alright, thank you."
Sakura Haruno, the daughter of a hero, responded crisply and decisively, without even glancing at the rose.
Chara tossed her hair, struck a flirtatious pose, and sang in an aria: "If you get hurt, my heart will break along with you~"
The ninjas of the Fourth Shinobi World War got goosebumps just listening to this!
Sasuke! That's Sasuke!!
Xiang Kuai is so envious!
She also wants to be held in Sasuke's arms and called a kitten! She also wants Sasuke's roses and his sparkling, seductive eyes!
Hinata, the delinquent, stuck out her tongue: "Stay away from me! My heart and body are numb!"
"ah-
Naruto was dumbfounded.
Hinata immediately executed a spiral explosion-style backward slam!
Mind and body, etc.
>;/////v/////<;Kazakh Kashi!!
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Hashirama Senju looked at his younger brother and said, "It really is all the opposite."
They saw that the villains Hashirama and Tobirama on the other side of the mirror wall were truly ruthless and taciturn, and had once again toyed with the Allied Shinobi Forces, wreaking havoc.
Meanwhile, the villain Hiruzen Sarutobi and the Ten-Tails clone created by Hashirama never stopped fighting.
Minato Namikaze, who wasn't the Fourth Hokage, was probably greatly weakened because he wasn't supposed to be stronger than Haruno Chika in the lore.
"Is there any way to stop them?" Hashirama asked Madara beside him.
With Izuna by his side and his three younger brothers whom he had lost and then found again, Madara doesn't want to get involved in any other matters.
Tobirama Senju: "Could it be that in that world, my brother and I were the ones being manipulated by Black Zetsu?"
"To think we could be deceived by such a lie, it seems that our personalities and thoughts have indeed undergone a complete transformation in that world."
"I feel there's something more to your words, Tobirama Senju."
"You can think that way if you want."
Another day when Izuna is so angry he wants to draw his sword!
But Tobirama Senju ignored him and instead walked to the mirror wall of the "Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline," knocked on the mirror wall, and spoke to the little divine tree on the bullet screen wall.
"Is it possible to connect the two worlds? All I need is a chat function and the ability for each other to see the other."
【"good."】
This is the second time that Tobirama Senju has negotiated with the Divine Tree.
Both times, the little god tree on the bullet screen was very easy to talk to, unlike the "so troublesome" expression that appeared when others protested before.
They readily granted Tobirama Senju a fast track to success.
Uchiha Izuna: "I feel unbalanced."
Madara Uchiha didn't feel any sense of imbalance; the fact that Izuna and his other brothers were resurrected was already incredibly fortunate for him.
As for whether his political views align with Hashirama Senju's, after learning that everything was Black Zetsu's conspiracy and after seeing the comments and realizing that everything was "setup," he became somewhat resigned to his fate.
The video modes for the "Fourth Shinobi World War Timeline" and the "Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline" have been enabled.
The villains Hashirama and Tobirama, along with the ninjas of that world, immediately saw Tobirama's face from the Fourth Shinobi World War.
"Ugh!! Another Second Hokage?!"
"They can't even beat one of them!!"
"Help! Give up! The world is doomed!"
"Oh my god! Tobirama Senju! That 'ruthless tyrant of forbidden techniques,' Tobirama Senju, has gained another one!!"
Tobirama Senju's expression gradually froze in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline.
"What the hell?!"
"The Ruthless Tyrant of Forbidden Arts"
How did they get this title?!
Hashirama tilted his head, puzzled: "Didn't we have 'A Certain Scientific Railgun' before?!"
"Shut up, bro!"
Plan
Between pillars, despondency.
The interaction between these two brothers was quite a sight for the ninjas in the "Limited Tsukuyomi World".
"Are those the Second Hokage and the First Hokage from another world?!"
"Is the second generation really that brave? He actually dared to insult the first generation to his face?"
"My God! That's the man with the title of 'Hypocritical God of Peace'!! He was humiliated and couldn't even lift his head after just one sentence!"
"So the Second Hokage from another world was even stronger than the First Hokage!"
"Terrifying!!"
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline - what?!
"A hypocritical god of peace"?!
"Isn't he the God of Shinobi?! Who will ignite the flames of peace across the land?!"
"Yeah, yeah! That's what the ninja academy textbooks teach us!!"
"That textbook was written by the Second Hokage. Think about it carefully!"
Hashirama Senju: "Tobirama! Really?!" He had puppy-dog eyes, and his big brown tail seemed to be wagging wildly behind him.
"But now is not the time to talk about this!" Hashirama turned serious in an instant, addressing the villainous Hashirama and Tobirama on the other side of the mirror wall: "Why did you two start the Shinobi World War?!"
At this moment, the villains Hashirama and Tobirama were looking up at the barrage of bullets in the sky.
【说起来限定月读世界所有人的性格完全相反,那初代火影千手柱间和二代目火影千手扉间会是怎样的人设?!】10w+人觉得很赞【我更好奇宇智波斑啊!】10w+人觉得很赞【六道斑进入直播间】10w+人觉得很赞【六道柱间进入直播间。】10w+人觉得很赞【限定月读世界该不会打的是六道柱间吧?卧槽!那特幺还能有胜算?!!】10w+人觉得很赞【有不了一点!】10w+人觉得很赞【有人注意到吗?打赏列表里面多出来一个限定月读时间线!】10w+人觉得很赞【看到了,看到了!】10w+人觉得很赞【为什幺时间线还会增加啊?!太奇怪了吧!!】10w+人觉得很赞【这是饑渴营销吗?!为什幺好半天才说一句话,而且没头没尾的!!】10w+人觉得很赞饑渴营销?
The ninjas didn't understand what "hunger marketing" meant; all they knew was that the Second Hokage was now scolding the First Hokage like a younger brother.
[There's a strange feeling, like the people in the ninja world can actually hear our conversation—?] 10+ people liked this. [In short—Sasuke! If you want to revive the Uchiha clan! Listen to me! Go and create the Infinite Tsukuyomi →] 10+ people liked this. [Then let all of humanity hear you sing 'You're So Beautiful'! Trust me, I guarantee the women who want to have your children will line up from Konoha to Kumogakure!] 10+ people liked this. Uchiha Sasuke: "..."
The 6-year-old Sasuke from the timeline before the Uchiha clan massacre was actually real.
"Brother, I want to make the Uchiha clan even stronger! Please teach me to sing 'You're So Beautiful'!"
Uchiha Itachi: ".————·
The comment "Foolish little brother" was flooding Itachi Uchiha's mind.
But in reality...
Uchiha Itachi apologized tactfully, "I'm sorry, Sasuke, I can't sing 'You're So Beautiful' either."
"Even Brother Yi has things he doesn't know! (Disappointed)"
Sasuke in other timelines is more mature than the 6-year-old Sasuke, at least knowing that "You're So Beautiful" could not possibly be a means to help the Uchiha clan revive!
[Hahahaha! It's here! Abstract!] 10+ people think it's great! [You know what, I actually have it here! Please watch the VCR →] 10+ people think it's great! A notification pops up on the walls of various timelines:
Would you like to watch AI Sasuke sing "You're So Beautiful, Chicken"?
【whether】
"No!! Say no now!!" Sasuke from the Fourth Shinobi World War, Sasuke from Boruto, Sasuke from the Valley of the End, and others shouted in unison!!
Six-year-old Sasuke, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Hurry up! I want to sing 'Chicken Is So Beautiful'!"
Limited Tsukuyomi World Charasu: "To make all the cute kittens in the world want to have my babies?! I have to learn that!!!"
In almost every timeline, those in control all clicked "Yes."
Uchiha Sasuke: "Hey!!"
The villain Hashirama, confined to the Tsukuyomi world, tilted his head and narrowed his eyes dangerously.
No matter how I attacked that kid named Uchiha Sasuke, it had no effect.
Originally, I didn't intend for him to gain control of the mirror, but unfortunately, neither Wood Release nor Sage Mode was effective.
"never mind-"
The villain Hashirama Senju smiled, his expression even more flamboyant and evil than when Madara Uchiha looked at the Allied Shinobi Forces during the Fourth Shinobi World War.
"Let's see what kind of thing Yan is."
As soon as he finished speaking, the image of Uchiha Sasuke (17 years old) appeared in the mirror.
"Hello everyone, I am Uchiha Sasuke, who has been corrupted for two and a half years but has failed to kill a single person."
"I like tomatoes, bonito flakes, rap, and Naruto."
【Music!】
In the barrage of comments, Uchiha Sasuke took off his coat and caught a Rasengan.
Sasuke Uchiha from the same timeline was furious! His face was as red as a ripe tomato!! A tomato about to burst with juice!
In the VCR:
In the center of the stage, spotlights poured down like flames, illuminating Uchiha Sasuke's confident and focused expression.
The catchy intro to "Chicken You're Too Beautiful" is incredibly catchy.
The well-trained body seemed to be taken over by the rhythm! The Rasengan slid back and forth between the fingertips and arms.
The drumbeats were perfectly timed, each beat showcasing Uchiha Sasuke's confidence and elegance. ["You're so beautiful, baby!"]
Uchiha Sasuke took a step back, his ninja boots scraping against the wooden floor with a harsh, creaking sound.
"The moonlight tonight wants to go on a date with you!"
The Rasengan was like a rose in his right hand, while his left hand, holding a three-colored sash similar to Orochimaru's, constantly displayed the strength of his arm.
"Your eyes captivate me!"
Three short sentences
No, from the very first sentence, the ninja worlds across different timelines were already silent.
Starting with the third sentence, everyone began to share the damage taken by Uchiha Sasuke; no one could escape this awkward situation!
"A taste as smooth as chocolate!"
Those alluring eyes, those movements, that provocative and seductive gaze—it was as if everyone had fallen under the Uchiha's genjutsu!
Yan Xiaoxiao's image is reflected in her pupils, holding Yan Rasengan and singing and dancing to "You're So Beautiful!"
【"Heyheyhey~ My heart is pounding~"
"Your smile is irresistibly sweet~"
"Oh my god~ Don't back away~"
"I'm going to bravely chase after it this second!"
Ninja World: 0 (()) o Si Kingdom One Death.
Sasuke: 0 (:3) ~ _ (:⑧」) _
The grave is occupied by a dead person; please do not disturb.
Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline
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